{"id":9469,"date":"2015-05-25T22:37:48","date_gmt":"2015-05-25T22:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9469"},"modified":"2015-05-26T05:10:17","modified_gmt":"2015-05-26T05:10:17","slug":"mic-indreptar-de-folosire-al-termenului-curva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mic-indreptar-de-folosire-al-termenului-curva\/","title":{"rendered":"Mic \u00eendreptar de folosire a termenului &#8220;curv\u0103&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mul\u0163i internau\u0163i arunc\u0103 foarte u\u015for acest termen, apoi \u00een replica urm\u0103toare zic: a, eu n-am zis nimic insult\u0103tor. De aceea, hai s\u0103 construim \u00eempreun\u0103 graficul folosirii termenului curv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>DAC\u0102 E\u015eTI B\u0102RBAT.<\/p>\n<p>Ai futut-o pe femeia \u00een cauz\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>NU.<\/p>\n<p>Nu te califici s\u0103-i zici c\u0103-i curv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>DA. Atunci ai pl\u0103tit-o pentru sex?<\/p>\n<p>NU.<\/p>\n<p>Nu te califici s\u0103-i zici c\u0103-i curv\u0103, a fost iubire adev\u0103rat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>DA.<\/p>\n<p>\u0162i i-a cerut ea sau avea copii \u015fi i-ai dat de o family pizza \u00een ora\u015f \u015fi ghiozdane?<\/p>\n<p>MI I-A CERUT. Dac\u0103 i-ai dat \u015fi pe urm\u0103 ragi a prost, curva e\u015fti tu.<\/p>\n<p>I-AM DAT EU: Nu e curv\u0103, dar nici tu. E\u015fti doar un prost care nu \u015ftie s\u0103 ofere cadouri. O s\u0103 mori singur printre sticle de bere.<\/p>\n<p>DAC\u0102 E\u015eTI FEMEIE:<\/p>\n<p>Femeile se pot face curve \u00eentre ele, exact cum negrii \u00ee\u015fi pot spune &#8220;yo, nigga&#8221; sau homle\u015fii, &#8220;boschetareeee&#8221;. Pentru c\u0103 noi \u00eentre noi \u015ftim c\u0103 toate suntem curve.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mul\u0163i internau\u0163i arunc\u0103 foarte u\u015for acest termen, apoi \u00een replica urm\u0103toare zic: a, eu n-am zis nimic insult\u0103tor. De aceea, hai s\u0103 construim \u00eempreun\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9470,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Lorena-Lupu.jpg?fit=1280%2C1920&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9469"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9472,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9469\/revisions\/9472"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}