Blog\u0103resc pe diverse portaluri de blog din 2007. Am avut \u00eentotdeauna acela\u015fi stil: pamflet argumentat, cu exager\u0103ri pentru haz \u015fi argou. Am avut o tab\u0103r\u0103 relativ stabil\u0103 de cititori, oameni tineri, sau m\u0103car tineri \u00een spirit, destupa\u0163i la minte, dornici s\u0103 se amuze. Unii au f\u0103cut pasiuni \u015fi c\u00e2nd le-am ar\u0103tat explicit c\u0103 nu sunt pe net la ag\u0103\u0163at, ci strict la oferit entertainment \u015fi v\u00e2ndut c\u0103r\u0163i \u015fi spectacole, s-au \u00eenfuriat \u00eengrozitor \u015fi au devenit hateri furibunzi cu spume la gur\u0103, apoi hateri furibunzi cu spume la gur\u0103 \u00een ban \u015fi block, apoi postaci du\u015fm\u0103no\u015fi pe net. Nu conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
Cert e c\u0103 am avut mereu o ga\u015fc\u0103 de cititori care \u015ftia c\u0103 a\u015fa scriu, era ok cu asta \u015fi via\u0163a era foarte frumoas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Acum, brusc, s-a umplut netul de pudibonderie. Subit, toat\u0103 lumea e oripilat\u0103 de termenul “pul\u0103”. Subit, lumea vede o “pul\u0103” \u00een text \u015fi uit\u0103 brusc firul logic al pove\u015ftii, pentru c\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een spasmele eticii. Bine, \u015fi asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu p\u0103rtinire. C\u00e2nd scrii tu cu pul\u0103, dar cu pul\u0103 generic\u0103, neadresat\u0103 cuiva anume, fac spumi\u0163e pe la botic. C\u00e2nd altul scrie c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u0163i-o dea sus, ad personam, like gicule, like t\u0103n\u0163ico, huooo, curva, pizda, vulgara, nu e decent\u0103 ca noi.<\/p>\n
\u015ei de aici, \u00eentrebarea mea: b\u0103i, frate, \u00een ce univers tr\u0103i\u0163i voi? Pe bune. Am muncit \u00een colective de intelectuali rafina\u0163i. “Bag pula, futu-i \u00een g\u00e2t, s\u0103 mi-o sug\u0103”. Am prieteni medici, scriitori, arti\u015fti din toate speciile de art\u0103, jurnali\u015fti. Mul\u0163i folosesc pula pe post de virgul\u0103. Am locuit central. Am locuit la periferie. Pula e la fel de \u00eemp\u0103m\u00e2ntenit\u0103 \u015fi colo \u015fi colo.<\/p>\n
\u015ei de la o vreme \u00eencoace, sub fiecare postare apar trei, cinci, zece, care vor neap\u0103rat s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 lep\u0103d de sf\u00e2nta pul\u0103, de parc\u0103 i-ar fi trimis Dumnezeu pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt special s\u0103 m\u0103 converteasc\u0103. De unde veni\u0163i voi, fe\u0163ii mei? \u015ei de ce crede\u0163i c\u0103 ave\u0163i c\u0103derea s\u0103-mi dicta\u0163i ce fac eu pe blogul personal, cu moaca mea \u00een fronton? S\u0103 se fi terminat cu foamea planetar\u0103, \u015fomajul mondial \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103lzirea global\u0103, \u015fi unica problem\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103 e c\u0103 Lorena Lupu scrie cu pul\u0103 pe blog – \u015fi o face de opt ani, asumat \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 nici o preten\u0163ie c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 plac\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u015ei, bun, presupun\u00e2nd, \u00eentr-un univers paralel, c\u0103 a\u015f \u00eencepe s\u0103 accept instruc\u0163iuni editoriale pe gratis – da, logic c\u0103 nu se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla; dac\u0103 vrei un text scris conform expectan\u0163elor tale, \u00ee\u0163i trimit ratecard \u00a0– cu ce te \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fte pe tine? O s\u0103 fii mai pu\u0163in prost? O s\u0103 te fut\u0103 b\u0103rbatul \/ nevasta mai cu foc? M\u0103 \u00eendoiesc.<\/p>\n
Nu vrei tu mai bine s\u0103 get a life, including a sexual one, \u015fi s\u0103 descoperi ce lucru pl\u0103cut e pula, de fapt?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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