Sunt femeie. Femeie fiind, am \u015fi c\u00e2teva tr\u0103s\u0103turi tipic feminine. Ca de exemplu: c\u00e2nd intru \u00eentr-un magazin de pantofi, perechea la care m\u0103 uit eu cu jind e cea mai scump\u0103 din tot magazinul. Nu, niciodat\u0103 a doua ca pre\u0163. Dac\u0103 a\u015f avea la b\u0103rba\u0163i gusturile pe care le am la pantofi, a\u015f fi garantat prin\u0163es\u0103, pe pu\u0163in. <\/p>\n
Din punctul de vedere al pantofilor, ora\u015ful meu natal Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe e un paradox. Ca orice ora\u015f mic cu economie \u00eengropat\u0103 de corup\u0163ia lui N\u0103stase, are salarii de 800, 900 de lei. Cine are 1.000 e deja boier bibescu. \u00cen centru \u00eens\u0103, are c\u00e2teva magazine de pantofi cu pre\u0163uri \u00een jur de o sut\u0103 de euro bucata. Jum\u0103tatea unui salariu de om, c\u0103cumarveni. Cine-i cump\u0103r\u0103 pe \u0103\u015ftia \u015fi cum? Nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi imaginez. <\/p>\n
Client timid: Bun\u0103 ziua.
\nV\u00e2nz\u0103toare amabil\u0103: Bun\u0103 ziua, cu ce v\u0103 putem servi?
\nClient: A\u015f dori s\u0103-i fac un cadou so\u0163iei de ziua ei.
\nV: Sigur. C\u00e2nd e ziua so\u0163iei dvs?
\nC: Pe 24 octombrie.
\nV: Perfeeect. Acum suntem \u00een 20 mai, deci v\u0103 califica\u0163i pentru plata anticipat \u00een rate pe 6 luni, cu numai 5% dob\u00e2nd\u0103.
\nC: Deci, c\u00e2t e rata?
\nV: P\u0103i 400 pantofii, cu 20 dob\u00e2nda, egal 420. \u00cemp\u0103r\u0163it la 6 luni, 70 de lei pe lun\u0103.
\nC: Hm, cam scump. Va trebui s\u0103 mimez o dependen\u0163\u0103 de alcool, s\u0103 justific pe ce sparg o asemenea c\u0103ciul\u0103 de bani lun\u0103 de lun\u0103.
\nV: Dar merit\u0103. Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 \u015fi dvs. O femeie care are asemenea pantofi DE LA SO\u0162UL EI. Dac\u0103 to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii ar fi ca dumneavoastr\u0103, ar disp\u0103rea adulterul ca institu\u0163ie.
\nC: Dar de leg\u0103tur\u0103 e \u00eentre adulter \u015fi pantofi, doamn\u0103?
\nV: Oho, domnule. Poate doar faptul c\u0103 pantofii sunt singurul compliment care ne intereseaz\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat. C\u0103 suntem frumoase \u015ftim \u015fi noi, nu degeaba avem oglind\u0103 acas\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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