Oltenii sunt acea grupare etnic\u0103 bizar\u0103 care, \u00eentocmai ca anumite substan\u0163e chimice, aduce beneficii organismului \u00een doze mici \u015fi creeaz\u0103 v\u0103rs\u0103turi, grea\u0163\u0103, dureri de cap, reac\u0163ii alergice, ocazional chiar le\u015fin \u015fi halucina\u0163ii dac\u0103 se dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte doza prescris\u0103 de farmacist. <\/p>\n
Exemplu. Cuno\u015fti un oltean sau o olteanc\u0103 la Bucure\u015fti, Cluj, Timi\u015foara. De obicei, e olteanul care a f\u0103cut \u015fcoal\u0103, s-a l\u0103sat domesticit, \u015fi-a schimbat condi\u0163ia, a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 nu reu\u015fe\u015fti nimic \u00een via\u0163\u0103 fiind oltean \u015fi tr\u0103ie\u015fte complet \u015fi asumat antioltenesc, adic\u0103 nu-l freac\u0103 grija de al\u0163ii, \u00ee\u015fi vede de treaba lui, nu se trage de br\u0103cinari, nu are impresia c\u0103 i se cuvine universul pe baz\u0103 de buletin de Olt-Dolj-Gorj, \u015fi, mai presus de toate, mascheaz\u0103 sictirul oltenesc cu un z\u00e2mbet \u015fi sonorul oltenesc pi\u0163ig\u0103iat \u015fi dat la maximum cu un ton suportabil de c\u0103tre interlocutor. <\/p>\n
Olteanul astfel str\u0103mutat \u015fi aflat \u00een negarea condi\u0163iei lui de oltean e p\u00e2inea lui Dumnezeu. \u015ei e firesc s\u0103 fie a\u015fa. O dat\u0103 ce treci prin chinurile unei metamorfoze de sine, \u00een\u0163elegi adev\u0103ruri profunde despre lume \u015fi via\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 nu s-a schimbat regulamentul CFR, c\u0103 animalele de companie trebuie c\u0103rate musai la clasa a 2-a, am f\u0103cut drumul Bucure\u015fti – Timi\u015foara la cu\u015fet\u0103 \u015fi habar n-am avut c\u0103, de cum treci de Videle, treaba se \u00eempute sinistru. La figurat, dar mai ales la propriu. Treaba devine g\u0103l\u0103gioas\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i bag\u0103 coate-n coaste, \u00ee\u0163i sufl\u0103 ceap\u0103-n nas \u015fi are impresia c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea e v\u0103r primar cu ea. \u015ei nu dormi p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u0163a pentru c\u0103, exact ca vampirul, olteanul \u00een hait\u0103 n-are somn. \u015ei dac\u0103 n-are somn, presupune c\u0103 nici tu n-ai. \u015ei-o sun\u0103 pe soacr\u0103-sa, pe cuscr\u0103-sa \u015fi pe vecin\u0103-sa s\u0103 se certe cu ea pe ni\u015fte re\u0163ete, pe cum se cre\u015fte copilul \u015fi pe orice alt\u0103 t\u00e2mpenie. Dup\u0103 ce \u0163ip\u0103 la ea 2 ore, te prinzi c\u0103 a\u015fa converseaz\u0103 ei. Ajungi s\u0103 te \u00eentrebi cum \u00ee\u015fi fac oamenii \u0103\u015ftia declara\u0163ii de dragoste \u015fi dac\u0103 sparg farfurii \u00een timp ce le fac. <\/p>\n
\u015ei s\u0103 nu dea dracu ca, \u00een diminea\u0163a sosirii la Timi\u015foara, s\u0103 scrii ce chin e un tren de olteni. Sar imediat al\u0163i olteni cu m\u0103nunchiurile de praz pe tine, c\u0103 de ce zici de ei c\u0103-s insuportabili. “Pentru c\u0103 sunte\u0163i” nu li se pare un r\u0103spuns suficient de bun. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oltenii sunt acea grupare etnic\u0103 bizar\u0103 care, \u00eentocmai ca anumite substan\u0163e chimice, aduce beneficii organismului \u00een doze mici \u015fi creeaz\u0103 v\u0103rs\u0103turi, grea\u0163\u0103, dureri de...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9515,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Praz.jpg?fit=492%2C353&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9514"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9517,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514\/revisions\/9517"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}