APA <\/p>\n
La dou\u0103zeci de ani, credeam cu t\u0103rie c\u0103 “Bea ap\u0103” e o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103. Lucrurile de b\u0103ut con\u0163ineau fie alcool, fie zah\u0103r. Nu m\u0103 vedeai \u00eenghi\u0163ind ap\u0103 nici dac\u0103 luam medicamente. <\/p>\n
La treizeci, beau ap\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi-e foame, beau ap\u0103 c\u00e2nd fac mi\u015fcare, beau ap\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 enervez, beau ap\u0103 \u00eenainte de culcare, beau ap\u0103, ap\u0103, ap\u0103. Uneori, cer ap\u0103 \u015fi \u00een ora\u015f. Pentru c\u0103 hidratarea se vede \u015fi se simte. Pe p\u0103r, pe piele, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een cheful de via\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
SOMNUL <\/p>\n
La dou\u0103zeci de ani, c\u00e2nd \u0163i se recomand\u0103 “Culc\u0103-te”, primul lucru la care te g\u00e2nde\u015fti e: “Cu cine?” Stai s\u0103 \u0163op\u0103i p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u0163a prin c\u00e2rciumi, dormi trei ore \u015fi mergi la \u015fcoal\u0103. Asta dup\u0103 ce, \u00een copil\u0103rie, preferai s\u0103 fugi \u00een curte imediat dup\u0103 pr\u00e2nz, s\u0103 nu ajungi victima acelei groaznice torturi numite somnul de amiaz\u0103.
\nLa treizeci, nenicule, nu ratezi nici o secund\u0103 s\u0103 mai bagi un power sleep. Ai o filmare \u015fi sunt secven\u0163e \u00een care nu e\u015fti? POWER SLEEP. Lucrezi la o traducere lung\u0103 \u015fi grea care trebuie predat\u0103 alalt\u0103ieri? POWER SLEEP. Ai mai multe taskuri pe o zi \u015fi jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 liber\u0103. POWER SLEEP. Power sleep urmat de o cafea tare te face o for\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u00ceNGRIJIREA PIELII <\/p>\n
Aici lucrurile s-au schimbat, dac\u0103 m\u0103 uit la tutoriale de makeup pe YouTube, unde fete de 16 ani te \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 e important s\u0103 dai culorile r\u0103zboiului jos dup\u0103 o petrecere, \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u00e2ni porcii la jir.
\nEu, la 20 de ani, aveam creme de fa\u0163\u0103 care expirau \u015fi le aruncam pur \u015fi simplu pentru c\u0103 prindeau culoare verzuie. Uitam mereu s\u0103 m\u0103 dau cu ele. Except\u00e2nd co\u015furile \u00een perioada menstrual\u0103, nu aveam AAAABSOLUT NICI O NEVOIE DEC\u00c2T DE AP\u0102 PESTE OCHI DIMINEA\u0162A. \u015ei c\u00e2nd ajungeam acas\u0103 de pe la un chef c\u0103minist, beat\u0103 secre\u0163ii nazale, unicul demachiant pe care l-a\u015f fi folosit era \u00eenc\u0103 o bere. Cu care m\u0103 demachiam pe interior.
\nAcum, am crem\u0103 antirid de zi \u015fi perechea ei, antirid de noapte, masc\u0103 hidratant\u0103 \u015fi energizant\u0103 o dat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, crem\u0103 exfoliant\u0103 tot antirid o dat\u0103 la dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u015fi un munte de concealere. \u015ei le folosesc cu sfin\u0163enie. Nici nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cum ar fi via\u0163a f\u0103r\u0103 ele. <\/p>\n
CIORBELE \u015eI CEAIURILE <\/p>\n
M\u00e2na sus cine m\u00e2nca ciorb\u0103 \u00een adolescen\u0163\u0103. Cum, nimeni? \u0162in minte c\u0103 ciorba era zama aia care nu \u0163inea de foame \u015fi nu folosea la nimic, iar ceaiul, o ap\u0103 cu buruieni.
\nLa treizeci, c\u00e2nd acul de la c\u00e2ntar se erecteaz\u0103 amenin\u0163\u0103tor la orice exces, ciorba devine cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a omului. Cu multe legume, c\u00e2t mai s\u0103n\u0103toase, cu multe verde\u0163uri, c\u00e2t mai aromate, fierbinte iarna \u015fi rece vara. Nu, \u0163ine felul doi pentru tine. M\u0103 trece o fomic\u0103, hopa o ciorb\u0103 \u015fi pa.
\nDescoperi ceaiul verde, ceaiul negru, te familiarizezi cu termeni exotici ca darjeeling, rooibos \u015fi altele \u015fi te \u00eentrebi: Oare, cu v\u00e2rsta, se dezvolt\u0103 papilele gustative?
\nCum dumnezeu m\u00e2ncam zi de zi ou\u0103 cu cartofi pr\u0103ji\u0163i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi vomit ma\u0163ele?
\nCum dumnezeu m\u00e2ncam chips, snacks, tarts, cookies, pretzels, toate pline de e-uri \u015fi calorii, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi vomit ma\u0163ele?
\nChips cu arom\u0103 de shaorma \u015fi chips cu arom\u0103 de sarmale? What the actual fuck? <\/p>\n
Which brings us to: <\/p>\n
CRATI\u0162A
\nC\u00e2nd eram eu mic\u0103, misoginii cocalari, \u0103ia cu “la crati\u0163\u0103, fah!”, erau mai mul\u0163i dec\u00e2t acum. Drept care, am crescut ur\u00e2nd profund ideea de g\u0103tit \u015fi, mai cu seam\u0103, ideea de g\u0103tit ca obliga\u0163ie. \u015ei n-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 g\u0103tesc nici de-al dracu. Cine vrea s\u0103 m\u00e2nce cu mine, s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare!
\n\u00centre timp, \u00eencepi s\u0103 descoperi c\u0103 nu ai control dec\u00e2t asupra m\u00e2nc\u0103rii pe care o faci cu m\u00e2na ta. C\u0103 tu po\u0163i confec\u0163iona varianta cu zero f\u0103in\u0103, zero zah\u0103r \u015fi zero vegeta. C\u0103 ce-\u015fi face omul cu m\u00e2na lui, \u00een orice domeniu, e ceea ce se adapteaz\u0103 cel mai bine nevoilor personale, \u015fi lucru manual se nume\u015fte.
\n\u015ei te duci pe bloguri de g\u0103tit, iei cele mai postitoare \u015fi dietetice re\u0163ete. La \u00eenceput le fu\u0163i. C\u0103 n-ai cum altfel. Apoi, \u00eencep s\u0103-\u0163i ias\u0103. Iar asta te umple de o m\u00e2ndrie de-aia ciob\u0103neasc\u0103, de nu-\u0163i mai \u00eencapi \u00een piele. <\/p>\n
\u015ei, treptat, descoperi c\u0103 e\u015fti alt om dec\u00e2t \u0103la pe care \u00eel \u015ftiai. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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