{"id":9527,"date":"2015-06-12T08:17:02","date_gmt":"2015-06-12T08:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9527"},"modified":"2015-06-12T08:22:17","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T08:22:17","slug":"a-vecinului-e-intotdeauna-mai-groasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/a-vecinului-e-intotdeauna-mai-groasa\/","title":{"rendered":"A vecinului e \u00eentotdeauna mai groas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 distreaz\u0103 nespus c\u0103, mai nou, obrazele fine<a href=\"https:\/\/nastase.wordpress.com\/2015\/06\/11\/ba-jigodie\/\"> \u00ee\u015fi dau drumul la limbaj<\/a> exact ca noi, plantatorii de cafea. <\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103, dup\u0103 cum spuneam dintotdeauna, adev\u0103rata matrice de g\u00e2ndire a acestui popor e pizda de mum\u0103. (Sau de muic\u0103, la olteni. \ud83d\ude1b ). \u00cenc\u0103 nu am \u00eent\u00e2lnit om, indiferent de educa\u0163ie, job \u015fi statut, care s\u0103 nu dea drumul la ploaia de mor\u0163i de mam\u0103, public sau privat. De aceea scriu pe blog cum scriu. Scriu cum g\u00e2ndi\u0163i \u015fi vorbi\u0163i voi. Exact de aceea, dac\u0103 nu sunte\u0163i \u00eemp\u0103ca\u0163i cu voi, m\u0103 \u00eenjura\u0163i pe mine. Pe voi sunte\u0163i prea mici \u015fi prea la\u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 pute\u0163i \u00eenjura. <\/p>\n<p>Dar ce m\u0103 distreaz\u0103 mai tare e c\u0103 sub fiecare articol de genul \u0103sta se creeaz\u0103 urm\u0103torul \u015fir de comentarii: <\/p>\n<p>Mariana: Pffoooa, ce limbaj! <\/p>\n<p>Gore: Incredibil, abia acum \u00ee\u015fi arat\u0103 adev\u0103rata fa\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Toma: Un suflet de cocalar se iesprim\u0103 cu cuvinte de cocalar. <\/p>\n<p>Rozeta: Pl\u00e2ng pe volan la auzul unor asemenea sintagme sc\u00e2rbavnice. <\/p>\n<p>Calistrata: Chiar nu mai exist\u0103 decen\u0163\u0103 \u00een zilele noastre? <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei dup\u0103 ce opineaz\u0103 astfel, oamenii merg la treburile lor:<\/p>\n<p>Mariana (spre \u0103ia mici): Irinuco, Costelu\u015f, v\u0103 bag \u00een pizda mamii voastre, care-s io, dac\u0103 mai g\u0103sesc &#8220;muie&#8221; \u00een search history. <\/p>\n<p>Gore (cu ochii-n factur\u0103): Futu-le muma-n g\u0103oaz\u0103, iar m-au furat la corent, am consumat io de 2 milioane c\u00e2nd le futeam familia, poate. <\/p>\n<p>Toma (repar\u00e2nd ceva prin cas\u0103): C\u0103ca-m-a\u015f pe m\u0103-sa cui te-a f\u0103cut, azi \u015fi m\u00e2ine. <\/p>\n<p>Rozeta (la volan): Lua-\u0163i-a\u015f mor\u0163ii-n pul\u0103 de nenorocit, vrei pe banda 1 sau pe banda 2, pi\u015fa-m-a\u015f pe idiotul care \u0163i-a dat carnet \u015fi pe \u0163\u00e2n\u0163arii care l-au dus de pe faian\u0163\u0103 \u00een pizd\u0103 la m\u0103-sa. <\/p>\n<p>Calistrata (online pe Live Jasmine): Sexy blonde loves 2 suck cock day &#038; night. Give it 2 me baby, aha, aha! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 distreaz\u0103 nespus c\u0103, mai nou, obrazele fine \u00ee\u015fi dau drumul la limbaj exact ca noi, plantatorii de cafea. 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