Aici<\/a>. <\/p>\nM-a cutremurat pentru c\u0103 oricare dintre noi am putea fi acolo. E at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103 pui kilograme pe tine. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103 te l\u0103f\u0103i pe o canapea cu opt sezoane ale unui serial \u015fi o pung\u0103 de popcorn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103-\u0163i spui: azi sunt \u00eengrozitooooor de obosit, nu fac abdomene. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103 pofte\u015fti la mititei cu cartofi pr\u0103ji\u0163i \u015fi bere, \u015fi s\u0103 renun\u0163i la conopida sotat\u0103 cu ciuperci \u015fi ro\u015fii cherry pe care inten\u0163ionai s-o m\u0103n\u00e2nci la pr\u00e2nz. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103 nu-\u0163i pese de tine \u015fi s\u0103 vii cu bullshitul \u0103la sinistru, cum c\u0103 “trebuie s\u0103 ne iubim corpurile, chiar dac\u0103 arat\u0103 ca ni\u015fte tancuri sovietice \u00een plin\u0103 desf\u0103\u015furare”. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103 stai confortabil pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc, c\u00e2nd e soare, \u015fi e at\u00e2t de greu s\u0103-\u0163i dai un \u015fut pe interior, s\u0103 reiei alergarea. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103 iei Coca Cola din automat, nu apa plat\u0103. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de u\u015for, dac\u0103 te accidentezi un pic, s\u0103 folose\u015fti asta ca scuz\u0103 pentru sedentarism. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103 comanzi \u015fi desert. Ba chiar toat\u0103 sec\u0163iunea deserturi, de sus \u00een jos \u015fi \u00eenapoi. <\/p>\n
E at\u00e2t de greu s\u0103 perseverezi printre varii v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103i \u015fi febre musculare. <\/p>\n
Dar karma \u00eei iube\u015fte pe lupt\u0103tori. Pe \u0103ia care se ridic\u0103 de pe banc\u0103 \u015fi reiau alergarea. \u015ei dup\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi fac salat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 crutoane cu dressing de l\u0103m\u00e2ie. Karma \u00eei iube\u015fte pe oamenii care se iubesc pe ei \u00een\u015fi\u015fi \u00eendeajuns de mult, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi vrea singuri binele, chiar dac\u0103 binele e incomod. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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