{"id":9552,"date":"2015-06-19T08:28:38","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T08:28:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9552"},"modified":"2015-06-19T09:00:16","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T09:00:16","slug":"cele-trei-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cele-trei-p\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele trei p&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not\u0103: E un subiect solicitat de un cititor. Cu precizarea c\u0103 n-a pus problema la modul &#8220;Lorena, ar trebui s\u0103 scrii despre&#8221;, de parc\u0103 ar fi fost redactor-\u015fef pe blogul meu \u015fi-mi trasa cuprinsul editorial &#8211; cum mul\u0163i dintre voi face\u0163i \u015fi logic c\u0103 nu scriu nimic &#8211; ci a \u00eentrebat &#8220;C\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 s\u0103 scrii despre acest subiect&#8221;. Bravo, tat\u0103. Nici l\u0103utarului Vasile nu-i zici s\u0103-\u0163i c\u00e2nte Zaraza f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i lipe\u015fti un sutar de frunte, \u015fi \u0103la oricum nu face dec\u00e2t s\u0103 reproduc\u0103. Eu creez. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PS6PD7XL29s?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><em>Iar l\u0103utarul Vasile nu c\u00e2nt\u0103 a\u015fa. Rateaz\u0103 fix &#8220;r&#8221;-ul, care face tot farrrmecul. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>A\u015fadar, orice b\u0103rbat are o p&#8230; \u015ei crede c\u0103-i e suficient\u0103. Crede c\u0103 ea \u00eei define\u015fte masculinitatea. Unii, mai inteligen\u0163i, se prind relativ repede c\u0103 masculinitatea \u0163ine de multe alte date \u015fi se pomenesc iubi\u0163i de mult mai multe femei dec\u00e2t pot duce. Al\u0163ii, pro\u015fti, se p&#8230; lafoneaz\u0103 \u015fi mor cu ea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Spre deosebire de b\u0103rba\u0163i, femeia se na\u015fte \u015ftiind c\u0103 feminitatea nu e un dat generat de posesiunea unei p&#8230;, ci o stare fragil\u0103 \u015fi u\u015for de disipat. Pentru c\u0103 nici Anita Ekberg nu a ar\u0103tat toat\u0103 via\u0163a ca \u00een foto de sus. <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/anita-ekberg-768x1024.jpg?resize=700%2C933\" alt=\"anita-ekberg\" width=\"700\" height=\"933\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-9553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/anita-ekberg.jpg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/anita-ekberg.jpg?resize=113%2C150&amp;ssl=1 113w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/anita-ekberg.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>foto de sus integral.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>La b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e ar\u0103ta a\u015fa. <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk\/entertainment\/film-tv\/news\/article30898291.ece\/ALTERNATES\/h342\/PANews%20BT_P-a2773f7e-1208-4a55-9c55-c19ffd27f2d1_I1.jpg?resize=608%2C342\" width=\"608\" height=\"342\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ve\u0163i spune, desigur, c\u0103 nu e r\u0103u deloc. Corect, nu e. Dar starea asta de feminitate, starea asta de domina\u0163ie prin farmec asupra \u00eentregului univers se \u00eentre\u0163ine cu cele trei P. \u015ei detaliez. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Pantofii. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ia o femeie goal\u0103. Orice femeie goal\u0103. Vei vedea o nudist\u0103 la plaj\u0103.<br \/>\nIa aceea\u015fi femeie goal\u0103 \u015fi urc-o pe ni\u015fte stilettos elegan\u0163i. Vei vedea o regin\u0103 voluptuoas\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103luit\u0103 \u00een propria nuditate ca \u00eentr-o rochie f\u0103cut\u0103 de cel mai fabulos designer al lumii, Dumnezeu. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar pantofii erodeaz\u0103 articula\u0163iile, fac \u015fi dreg&#8221;.<br \/>\nNimic nu erodeaz\u0103 articula\u0163iile ca sedentarismul. Right? Iar dac\u0103 contrapunctezi acele c\u00e2teva ore de purtat pantofi cu toc \u00eenalt cu ni\u015fte sport \u00een conver\u015fi, articula\u0163iile tale ar putea ie\u015fi mai mult dec\u00e2t c\u00e2\u015ftigate. <\/p>\n<p>Da, vrem pantofi, a\u015fa cum actorii antici greci voiau coturni. Ce-s \u0103ia? Tot p(antofi cu toc) dar ceva mai \u00eenal\u0163i. Pantofii sunt contactul nostru cu solul. Un contact armonios \u00eenseamn\u0103 un zbor sufletesc armonios. \u015ei ne plac de multe culori, modele, cu cataram\u0103, cu accesorii, cu dichis, pentru c\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Piciorul <\/p>\n<p>Este <\/p>\n<p>O zon\u0103 erogen\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Vrem pantofi a\u015fa cum vrem sutiene de dantel\u0103 sau chilo\u0163i cu fermoar. Prive\u015fte pantofii unei femei \u015fi vei afla cum face fela\u0163ie. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Po\u015feta. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Po\u015feta e o necesitate practic\u0103. Din dou\u0103 motive. <\/p>\n<p>A) Hainele femeie\u015fti nu au buzunare. <\/p>\n<p>Tot ce e b\u0103rb\u0103tesc: sacou, c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103, pantalon, trening de Obor, vest\u0103 fin\u0103 de m\u0103tase are buzunare. Func\u0163ionale. Bune.<br \/>\nTot ce e femeiesc: rochie, sacou, fust\u0103, c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103, tricou decoltat, e lipsit de buzunare. Blugii au. Problema cu blugii feminini e c\u0103 n-au cale de mijloc. Sau sunt str\u00e2m\u0163i de ri\u015fti s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 \u0163i-a crescut penis dac\u0103 bagi ceva \u00een buzunar, sau sunt l\u0103l\u00e2i de nu i-ar purta dec\u00e2t obezele \u015fi tipele recent violate, datorit\u0103 traumei care le face s\u0103-\u015fi nege feminitatea.<br \/>\nNeav\u00e2nd buzunare, e\u015fti obligat\u0103 la un accesoriu \u00een care s\u0103 intre chestii. <\/p>\n<p>B) Apoi, femeia n-ar putea s\u0103 plece niciodat\u0103 de acas\u0103 doar cu bani, mobil ID \u015fi chei. No way. Trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi ia:<br \/>\n-un ruj, c\u0103 i se ia, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce pup\u0103 \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi-n dreapta<br \/>\n-o pudr\u0103, c\u0103 se ia pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce pup\u0103<br \/>\n-o perie de din\u0163i, c\u0103 nu se \u015ftie niciodat\u0103<br \/>\n-lenjerie intim\u0103, din acelea\u015fi considerente<br \/>\n-tampoane, idem<br \/>\n-prezervative, ibidem<br \/>\n-ni\u015fte aspirin\u0103 tamponat\u0103, c\u0103 poate o doare capul<br \/>\n-ni\u015fte claritine, c\u0103 poate o apuc\u0103 alergiile<br \/>\n-ni\u015fte calciu cu vitamina D, c\u0103 cine \u015ftie<br \/>\n-\u015ferve\u0163ele, c\u0103 ea nu face pipi la copac<br \/>\n-spray paralizant<br \/>\n-lantern\u0103<br \/>\n-alune \/ migdale \/ ceva de ron\u0163\u0103it, c\u0103 foamea izbe\u015fte frontal, nu ocole\u015fte<br \/>\n-o sap\u0103<br \/>\n-o grebl\u0103<br \/>\n-o cheie francez\u0103<br \/>\n-\u00eentregul Paris, c\u0103 poate o apuc\u0103 nostalgia acelei veri de dragoste<br \/>\n-sicriul, c\u0103 poate moare. <\/p>\n<p>Pe scurt, femeia are nevoie de multe, nu pleac\u0103 doar a\u015fa, s\u0103 se afle \u00een treab\u0103. \u015ei a\u015fa a ap\u0103rut po\u015feta. Iar dac\u0103 tot a ap\u0103rut, e firesc s\u0103 o alegi s\u0103 fie frumoas\u0103, asortat\u0103, fashion statement. Altfel \u00ee\u0163i luai traist\u0103 de rafie. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Parfumul<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cele mai multe femei miros minunat de la mama natur\u0103, dup\u0103 ce au f\u0103cut baie, chiar dac\u0103 au folosit s\u0103pun f\u0103r\u0103 parfum. E jocul hormonilor, al ph-ului pielii \u015fi binecuv\u00e2ntare divin\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Dar e ca linia de bas. Ceva consistent \u00een sine, incitant, dar insuficient. Am vrea s\u0103 ascult\u0103m doar linia de bas a pieselor?<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/T-RjmUFec40?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>B\u0103nuiam c\u0103 nu. Prima linie de bas e a lui Fats Domino, &#8220;Ain&#8217;t That a Shame&#8221;. Adic\u0103 asta. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/I6JZW7zMDfY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Exact a\u015fa \u015fi cu parfumul. Dezvolt\u0103 linia de bas \u00eentr-o compozi\u0163ie c\u0103reia nu-i po\u0163i rezista. <\/p>\n<p>Poate o femeie s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 cele trei p&#8230;? Probabil c\u0103 poate. Dar care mai e pl\u0103cerea? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not\u0103: E un subiect solicitat de un cititor. 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