Sunt un om r\u0103bd\u0103tor. Om r\u0103bd\u0103tor fiind, \u00eendur foarte mult povestit megaboring din partea prietenilor mei. Oamenii \u00een general nu judec\u0103 unde e limita de captare a interesului \u00een ce abereaz\u0103 \u015fi, \u00een plus, nici nu-\u0163i detecteaz\u0103 “da-mi-a\u015f foc, nu mai am chef de ascultat inep\u0163iile astea” din atitudine, drept care turuie \u00eenainte f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103. Masacr\u00e2nd clipe pre\u0163ioase, \u00een care puteai face lucruri nobile sau minimum pl\u0103cute. <\/p>\n
Bun. Se nume\u015fte tribut social \u015fi n-ai de ales, trebuie s\u0103 tolerezi mult herp-derp, c\u0103 asta e prietenia. DAR:<\/p>\n
exist\u0103 o chestie unde zic stop. <\/p>\n
Iar chestia aia e c\u00e2nd \u00eencepe\u0163i s\u0103-mi povesti\u0163i conversa\u0163ii cu str\u0103ini pe re\u0163ele sociale sau forumuri. <\/p>\n
“B\u0103i, \u015fi comentam eu la Pulifrici, care d\u0103duse un status despre binefacerile masturb\u0103rii cu un castravete \u00een fund, \u015fi intr\u0103 un idiot \u015fi zice: B\u0103i, e\u015fti prost, masturbarea \u00een cur se face cu banan\u0103. CUM S\u0102 ZIC\u0102 A\u015eA CEVAAA?” <\/p>\n
Cu tastele. Pentru c\u0103 Facebook e moca, netul ieftin \u015fi \u015fomeria nasoal\u0103 \u015fi ranchiunoas\u0103. <\/p>\n
S\u0103 dai o imens\u0103 importan\u0163\u0103 unui hau-hau oarecare pe Facebook \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 nu ai sim\u0163ul priorit\u0103\u0163ii. <\/p>\n
S\u0103 pierzi timp analiz\u00e2nd ce \u00eenjura unu care trecea \u015fi el pe acolo \u00eenseamn\u0103 abuz de aceast\u0103 resurs\u0103 non-regenerabil\u0103 valoroas\u0103. <\/p>\n
S\u0103 pui la suflet ce zice un str\u0103in pe care nu l-ai cunoscut \u00een via\u0163a ta, care nu \u015ftie obiectiv nimic despre tine \u015fi care cel mai probabil d\u0103 comentarii agresive s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune pe via\u0163\u0103 pentru propria micime a penisului e de un ridicol greu de descris. Ce zic str\u0103inii verdictologi (deci imbecili) se trateaz\u0103 a\u015fa: <\/p>\n
-con\u0163ine mor\u0163i de mam\u0103?<\/p>\n
BLOCK. <\/p>\n
-con\u0163ine doar atitudine arogant\u0103 \u015fi figuri de borfa\u015f?<\/p>\n
REPLY \u00een care invi\u0163i la discu\u0163ie normal\u0103 \u015fi dac\u0103 nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103, block. Iar dac\u0103 chiar te enerveaz\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i descarci nervii PE EL, \u00eenjur\u00e2ndu-l p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei \u00eenghea\u0163\u0103 tastatura. NU PE MINE. <\/p>\n
-con\u0163ine r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i pasiv agresive de m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103 \u0163\u00e2fnoas\u0103?<\/p>\n
NU R\u0102SPUNZI <\/p>\n
At\u00e2t despre du\u015fm\u0103nii de la str\u0103ini pe Facebook. \u015ei nu, nu-mi fu\u0163i mie timp cu “S\u0103 vezi ce a zis \u0103la. Oare ce vrea s\u0103 zic\u0103?” <\/p>\n
\u00cel \u015fi v\u0103d pe \u0103la pe o canapea, b\u00e2nd bere din PET \u015fi f\u0103c\u00e2nd o lab\u0103 de fericire c\u0103 a deranjat pe cineva. \u015ei acel cineva nu voi fi eu, nici m\u0103car circumstan\u0163ial. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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