Salut, <\/p>\n
Sunt Lorena Lupu \u015fi am o ne\u00een\u0163elegere. Poate sunt dep\u0103\u015fit\u0103 de vremuri, poate tainele erotismului de azi \u00eemi sunt str\u0103ine, dar un fenomen misterios continu\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 zg\u00e2nd\u0103re \u00een punctul ira\u0163ionalit\u0103\u0163ii din creier. <\/p>\n
\u015ei acest lucru e reprezentat de tagma domnilor de bine care, pe nepus\u0103 mas\u0103, \u00een necuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 complet\u0103 de cauz\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i trimit hodoronc – tronc o poz\u0103 cu d\u00e2nsa. <\/p>\n
\u00cen vederea a ce? \u00eentreb eu. <\/p>\n
\u00cen vederea d\u00e2nsei, \u00eemi ve\u0163i r\u0103spunde voi.<\/p>\n
Bun, ok. Deci am v\u0103zut-o pe d\u00e2nsa. Dac\u0103 vreodat\u0103 acel Gigel \u00eemi iese \u00een cale, o s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een ochii lui \u015fi am\u00e2ndoi o s\u0103 \u015ftim c\u0103 i-am v\u0103zut-o pe d\u00e2nsa. \u015ei? <\/p>\n
Ce a\u015fteapt\u0103 de fapt oamenii care trimit poze cu d\u00e2nsa? \u00eentreb eu. <\/p>\n
Ca \u0103l\u0103lalt s\u0103 trimit\u0103 \u015fi el o poz\u0103 cu d\u00e2nsa din dotare? Well, n-o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple ever. Pentru c\u0103 via\u0163a nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 a\u015fa. Oferta nesolicitat\u0103 nu este niciodat\u0103 recompensat\u0103 \u015fi asta e o axiom\u0103. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103-i trimi\u0163i cuiva o poz\u0103 cu d\u00e2nsa, mai bine \u00eei trimi\u0163i portofelul. E tot un act expozitiv brutal, dar, \u00een cazul portofelului, se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u0103 ai succes. <\/p>\n
Ca \u0103l\u0103lalt s\u0103 geam\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 rag\u0103: Aaah, Nicu\u015for, ce d\u00e2rz\u0103 o ai, ia un taxi \u015fi ia-m\u0103 acuuum c\u0103 mor \u00een c\u00e2mp de mohor? <\/p>\n
Pe bune, are cineva impresia c\u0103 \u0163ine? <\/p>\n
\u015etiu c\u0103 nu spun nout\u0103\u0163i, dar orice fiin\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t atr\u0103g\u0103toare, de la 7\/10 \u00een sus, are parte de oferte p\u00e2n\u0103-i ies pe nas. Uneori, mai multe pe zi. \u015ei \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care nu \u00eei este stimulat \u015fi ei interesul, \u00eencepe s\u0103-i fie t\u00e2r\u015f\u0103 profund\u0103 de oamenii care se chinuie s\u0103 i-o tot propun\u0103. Nu, propusul cu d\u00e2nsa pe tav\u0103 nu e un upgrade. Dimpotriv\u0103. E cire\u015fica de pe tortul plictiselii iritate. <\/p>\n
\u015ei partea cea mai trist\u0103 e c\u0103 uneori nici nu ai ce vedea. E chestie mediocr\u0103, prost luminat\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu se vad\u0103 negii, diform\u0103, str\u00e2mb\u0103 \u015fi profund, dar profund plicticoas\u0103. E ca \u015fi cum \u0163i-a\u015f trimite eu caietul meu de scriere din clasa I \u015fi a\u015f a\u015ftepta o reac\u0163ie. P\u0103i care s\u0103 fie aia: <\/p>\n
“Ei, las\u0103, Nicu\u015for, exist\u0103 \u015fi lucruri mai triste \u00een via\u0163\u0103?” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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