Aveam routerul defect. La zece reporniri, pornea o dat\u0103. \u015ei reclam o dat\u0103, reclam de dou\u0103 ori, reclam de zece ori, \u00een cele din urm\u0103 se \u00eendur\u0103 un b\u0103iat mai milos: “v\u0103 trimitem echip\u0103, azi la 12”. Asta a fost ieri. <\/p>\n
\u00cen condi\u0163iile \u00een care eu aveam o traducere de f\u0103cut \u015fi de trimis. Era urgent. \u015ei am punctat urgen\u0163a \u00een toate reclama\u0163iile. <\/p>\n
Se face 12 \u015fi jum\u0103tate c\u00e2nd sun\u0103 telefonul. O tanti: “Ne-a survenit o reclama\u0163ie c\u0103 nu v\u0103 merge internetul”. <\/p>\n
Nu, vaco. Ave\u0163i zece reclama\u0163ii c\u0103 nu-mi merge internetul. Iar eu a\u015ftept echipa voastr\u0103 de jum\u0103tate de or\u0103. \u00cen imposibilitate s\u0103-mi iau materialele de tradus. \u015ei \u00een imposibilitate de a merge la cr\u00e2\u015fma din col\u0163 s\u0103 m\u0103 conectez acolo, pentru c\u0103 m-ar fi raportat colegii vo\u015ftri absent\u0103 de la domi\u0163il \u015fi gata. <\/p>\n
“Ah, deci a\u0163i vorbit cu colegii mei”. <\/p>\n
Exact cum vitele sinistre de la Romtelecom te sunau la 7 zile dup\u0103 ce \u0163i-ai pl\u0103tit factura s\u0103 \u0163ipe la tine c\u0103 e\u015fti neserios, vitele sinistre de la Telekom sunt ca masculul \u0103la care \u00eei bag\u0103 Maricic\u0103i penisul pe esofag \u015fi apoi \u00eei uit\u0103 miraculos numele. “Dar, iubitule, eu credeam c\u0103 avem o rela\u0163ie. Pasiunea cu care \u00eemi g\u00e2dilai omu\u015forul cu capul pulii sugera asta.” “Ah, deci a\u0163i vorbit cu colegii mei”.<\/p>\n
Bun. Pe la doo se \u00eenfiin\u0163eaz\u0103 omu’. Eu \u00eei descriu simptomele sculei defecte, c\u0103 doar tr\u0103iam cu ea, \u015fi subliniez: am nevoie urgent de net. <\/p>\n
Sta\u0163i, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 verific. <\/p>\n
Ce mor\u0163ii lor s\u0103 mai verifici c\u00e2nd eu \u0163i-am dat toate simptomele \u015fi am nevoie de net acum??<\/p>\n
\u015ei verific\u0103. Jumate de or\u0103 tot verific\u0103, apoi: “A\u0163i avut dreptate”. <\/p>\n
\u015ei m\u0103 pi\u015f \u00een dreptatea ta \u015fi-n jum\u0103tatea mea de or\u0103 irosit\u0103, schimb\u0103-mi \u00een pula mea routerul \u0103la o dat\u0103, c\u0103 a\u015fteapt\u0103 pl\u0103titorul traducerea. <\/p>\n
Bun, schimb\u0103 routerul, merge totul perfect p\u00e2n\u0103 acum juma de or\u0103, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 preg\u0103team s\u0103 ies din cas\u0103. \u00cemi zic c\u0103 fac reclama\u0163ia pe sear\u0103 \u015fi dau s\u0103 ies. Sun\u0103 interfonul. <\/p>\n
-Cine e?
\n-Telekom!
\n-De ce?
\n-Cu reclama\u0163ia.
\n-P\u0103i ce reclama\u0163ie, nene, c\u00e2nd de ieri p\u00e2n\u0103 acum un sfert de or\u0103 a mers impecabil?
\n-Acum un sfert de or\u0103 vi l-am \u00eenchis noi.
\n-De ce?
\n-P\u0103i era reclama\u0163ie, \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 verific\u0103m. <\/p>\n
Dumnezei, mor\u0163i, r\u0103ni\u0163i.
\n-Ce s\u0103 mai verifica\u0163i, dac\u0103 a\u0163i fost ieri \u015fi s-a rezolvat?
\n-A\u015fa e procedura, dac\u0103 e reclama\u0163ie. <\/p>\n
\u015ei nu ave\u0163i o centralizare unde s\u0103 figureze c\u0103 clientul cu num\u0103rul 345433PULA a fost verificat ieri, satisf\u0103cut \u00een toate orificiile \u015fi nu mai vrea nimic?
\nCentra…cum? <\/p>\n
MUIE TELEKOM. SUNTE\u0162I IDIO\u0162I CA NOAPTEA. SUNTE\u0162I PRO\u015eTI DE BEH\u0102I\u0162I. SUNTE\u0162I CRETINI DE PL\u00c2NGE SOLUL PATRIEI SUB VOI! <\/p>\n
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