\u0102sta e argumentul retardat suprem. V\u00e2rful de prostie h\u00e2d\u0103 \u015fi neagr\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 dovede\u015fte c\u0103 idiotul nu \u015ftie s\u0103 fac\u0103 diferen\u0163a \u00eentre sex de comun acord \u015fi viol. Mai grav, nu \u015ftie s\u0103 fac\u0103 diferen\u0163a \u00eentre sex \u00eentre adul\u0163i care consimt \u015fi abuzul unor fiin\u0163e care nu se pot ap\u0103ra. Pentru el e unul \u015fi acela\u015fi lucru. S\u0103 nu ne mir\u0103m c\u0103, ajuns acas\u0103, pe baza acestui argument, nu-\u015fi iube\u015fte nevasta, ci se bag\u0103 peste fiic\u0103-sa minor\u0103. C\u0103 e practic tot heterosexualitate, nu?<\/p>\n
A2) Varianta de Coc\u00e2rla\u0163i a argumentului retardat suprem: “Siigur dac\u0103 lui X. \u00eei plac b\u0103rba\u0163ii, \u00eei plac \u015fi copiii”. <\/strong><\/p>\n Z\u0103u? M\u0103tu\u015f\u0103-tii Mariana \u00eei plac b\u0103rba\u0163ii? Daaa, sare din penis \u00een penis de zici c\u0103 face curs\u0103 cu obstacole. Rezult\u0103 de aici, \u00een orice fel, c\u0103 ar fi \u015fi pedofil\u0103? B) Idiotul zice: Pfffoa, dac\u0103 e gay \u015fi se uit\u0103 dup\u0103 c meu?<\/strong><\/p>\n Cel mai amuzant e c\u00e2nd idiotul care zice asta e ur\u00e2t ca cer\u015fitul la metrou. Frate, hai, un pic de luciditate. Vezi oglinda din col\u0163. Tu te-ai f? \u015ei dac\u0103 nu, de ce te-ar f un gay? C) Idiotul zice: P\u0103i dac\u0103 el are libertatea s\u0103 fie gay, de ce s\u0103 n-am libertatea s\u0103 fiu homofob?<\/strong><\/p>\n Pentru c\u0103 el are o libertate legat\u0103 de propria persoan\u0103, cum e \u015fi firesc. O libertate care nu afecteaz\u0103 pe nimeni \u015fi nimic. Echivalentul libert\u0103\u0163ii lui de a fi gay e libertatea ta de a fi hetero.<\/p>\n Dar \u0163ie nu \u0163i-e de ajuns s\u0103 f lini\u015ftit ce-\u0163i place. Tu vrei o libertate legat\u0103 de alte persoane, \u015fi mai exact, o libertate de a face r\u0103u altor persoane. Simplul fapt c\u0103 vrei asta arat\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een neregul\u0103.<\/p>\n D) Idiotul zice: Aaa, dar e un moft s\u0103 fii gay. Nu e ceva \u00eenn\u0103scut.<\/strong><\/p>\n Tone de studii, pe care le ve\u0163i gug\u0103li \u015fi singuri, arat\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenclina\u0163ia sexual\u0103 e ceva \u00eenn\u0103scut. Bun, dar s\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 n-ar fi. S\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 Ionel decide, printr-un moft, c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie cu Costel. Costel decide printr-un alt moft c\u0103 vrea \u015fi el s\u0103 fie cu Ionel. Care ar fi problema ta, \u00een privin\u0163a a doi cet\u0103\u0163eni \u015fi sexul lor consim\u0163it?<\/p>\n E) Idiotul zice: Gay-ii vor \u00eent\u00e2ietate. Sunt o minoritate care vrea s\u0103 supun\u0103 majoritatea.<\/strong><\/p>\n Nu, imbecil sinistru. Gay-ii nu vor s\u0103-\u0163i impun\u0103 \u0163ie nimic legat de tine, op\u0163iunile tale \u015fi modul \u00een care \u00ee\u0163i tr\u0103ie\u015fti via\u0163a. Asta ar \u00eensemna \u00eent\u00e2ietate. Gay-ii vor pur \u015fi simplu s\u0103-\u015fi manifeste liber op\u0163iunile lor. ASTA E EGALITATE.<\/p>\n F) Idiotul zice: “Dar dac\u0103 taic\u0103-tu era homosexual, tu nu existai!” <\/strong><\/p>\n N-am \u00een\u0163eles nici o secund\u0103 ce propune prostul cu acest argument. Da, dac\u0103 tata era homosexual, eu individual nu existam. A\u015fa, \u015fi? G) Idiotul zice: “Dac\u0103 to\u0163i devenim homosexuali, cine mai face copii?” <\/strong><\/p>\n Idiotul \u0103sta mi se pare destul de nesigur de orientarea lui sexual\u0103. H) Idiotul zice: “Promovezi sodomia!”<\/strong><\/p>\n Sodomia, drag\u0103 prostule, nu e noul iPhone, nu e noul Samsung Galaxy \u015fi nu e noul fond de ten care acoper\u0103 toate defectele. Oric\u00e2t de conving\u0103tor ar urla cineva la tine s\u0103 fii atras de sexul de care nu e\u015fti atras, nu va func\u0163iona pentru c\u0103 erotismul e independent de presiune \u015fi insisten\u0163\u0103. I) Dar dac\u0103 copilul meu vede b\u0103rba\u0163i s\u0103rut\u00e2ndu-se?<\/strong><\/p>\n Copilul t\u0103u crescut \u00een deceniul 2010 – 2020 a v\u0103zut deja desene animate cu crime oribile, filme cu mafii, a eviscerat el \u00eensu\u015fi cadavre \u00een diverse jocule\u0163e \u015fi dac\u0103 s-a n\u0103scut \u00een anumite cartiere, deja fumeaz\u0103 \u00een spatele t\u0103u. Chiar crezi c\u0103 doi oameni care se \u0163in de m\u00e2n\u0103 sau se s\u0103rut\u0103 o s\u0103 fie a\u015fa o mare chestie pentru el?<\/p>\n J) Dar dac\u0103 copilul meu vede b\u0103rba\u0163i s\u0103rut\u00e2ndu-se \u015fi o s\u0103 vrea \u015fi el?<\/strong><\/p>\n Mul\u0163i gay sunt crescu\u0163i \u00een familii severe \u015fi conservatoare, unele chiar ortodoxe practicante. Conform teoriei tale, ar trebui s\u0103 vrea doar m\u0103t\u0103nii \u015fi iubirea lui Dumnezeu. Nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, copilul t\u0103u nu e t\u00e2mpit. (OK, dac\u0103 te-a mo\u015ftenit, este.) Nefiind at\u00e2t de t\u00e2mpit pe c\u00e2t \u00eel crezi tu, \u00een general riscul e s\u0103 vad\u0103 gay pup\u00e2ndu-se \u015fi s\u0103 ca\u015fte a plictiseal\u0103. “Parc\u0103 ziceai c\u0103-mi cumperi o ciocolat\u0103, tati, nu te trage pe cur”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" De fapt, e un pleonasm \u00een titlu, pentru c\u0103 orice om pe care-l iube\u015fte pasional grija legat de via\u0163a altora e un retardat sinistru....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9583,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/MorganFreemanonHomophobia-1440x564_c.png?fit=1440%2C564&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9582"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23534,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9582\/revisions\/23534"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nA\u015fa \u015fi cu gay-ii. Le place p adult\u0103, apt\u0103 de sculare.<\/p>\n
\nGay-ii se dau rar la b\u0103rba\u0163i hetero pentru c\u0103 n-au nici un chef de pandalii. Au propriile re\u0163ele sociale, unde aga\u0163\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163i care vor b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi femei care vor femei \u015fi-i doare \u00een c de tine.La figurat, nu la propriu. Chiar nu te-ar f. R\u00e2d \u00eentre ei de tine, de pantofii t\u0103i ur\u00e2\u0163i \u015fi de c\u00e2t de prost te \u00eembraci.<\/p>\n
\n\u00cen mod cert, faptul c\u0103 noi ne cert\u0103m \u00een sec\u0163iunea de comentarii nu-l convertea la heterosexualitate \u015fi \u00een mod cert, nu aveam cum s\u0103-l influen\u0163\u0103m s\u0103 iubeasc\u0103 fofo, dac\u0103 era homosexual.
\nE una dintre t\u00e2mpeniile alea random la care r\u0103m\u00e2i masc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 reu\u015fesc s\u0103 nu spun\u0103 nimic pe un ton extrem de pompos.<\/p>\n
\n\u00ce\u0163i place s\u0103 dezbraci o femeie, s\u0103 te pierzi \u00een corpul ei \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eei mozole\u015fti \u0163\u00e2\u0163ele p\u00e2n\u0103 explodeaz\u0103 siliconul?
\nOK. N-ai nici o \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103 fii gay. Homosexuali nu “devenim”, homosexuali suntem sau nu suntem.
\nIar dac\u0103 tu te \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 nu cumva \u00een secret \u00ee\u0163i place m\u0103ciuca, am o noutate pentru tine: \u00ee\u0163i place m\u0103ciuca.<\/p>\n
\nTrebuie s\u0103 fii nespus de prost s\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 o \u00eenclina\u0163ie sexual\u0103 se vinde la col\u0163, ca \u00eenghe\u0163ata pe b\u0103\u0163.
\nCe se promoveaz\u0103 este respectul fa\u0163\u0103 de priorit\u0103\u0163ile \u015fi de dreptul la fericire ale seam\u0103nului t\u0103u. Pl\u0103titor de impozite egale cu ale tale.<\/p>\n![](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/gNgnB.jpg?resize=482%2C517&ssl=1\")
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\nA\u015fa \u015fi cu copilul care vede b\u0103rba\u0163i s\u0103rut\u00e2ndu-se. Dac\u0103 adev\u0103rata lui \u00eenclina\u0163ie e fa\u0163\u0103 de b\u0103rba\u0163i, o s\u0103 simt\u0103 un fior de pl\u0103cere. Pe care oricum \u00eel simte c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 la fundule\u0163ul lui Vasilic\u0103 \u015fi la buzele lui Gigel.
\nDac\u0103 adev\u0103rata lui \u00eenclina\u0163ie e heterosexual\u0103, po\u0163i s\u0103-i tapetezi casa \u00een postere cu zei greci f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi fela\u0163ii unii altora \u015fi nu va fi impresionat cu nimic.<\/p>\n