\u00cemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 aprovizionez la Lidl. Au cele mai fragede \u015fi naturale legume din toate hipermarketurile, au cele mai bune br\u00e2nze \u015fi c\u00e2te o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 tematic\u0103, unde cumperi m\u00e2ncare specific\u0103 na\u0163iunii respective la pre\u0163uri OK. <\/p>\n
Lidl are, din punctul meu de vedere, un singur defect. Oamenii de la cas\u0103. <\/p>\n
Ca la orice hypermarket, \u00ee\u0163i umpli co\u015ful, te pui la coad\u0103, r\u00e2zi condescendent de altul c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi ia mun\u0163i de chipsuri \u015fi bacon \u015fi c\u0103 o s\u0103 fac\u0103 infarct la 30 de ani, \u00ee\u0163i m\u00e2ng\u00e2i satisf\u0103cut s\u0103l\u0103\u0163ile cre\u0163e \u015fi a\u015ftep\u0163i r\u00e2ndul la cas\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00eenaintea ta \u00eencepe subit un r\u0103zboi. Cu casiera care pare tripat\u0103 pe ecstasy \u015fi trece toate produsele prin scan cu o vitez\u0103 de zici c\u0103 i-a intrat un supozitor supersonic \u00een cur. \u015ei c\u00e2te un nene ne\u00eendem\u00e2natic, care nu reu\u015fe\u015fte nicicum s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 pasul. Drept care, \u00een zona aia de band\u0103 se creeaz\u0103 un munte de produse, \u015fi clientul, vizibil \u00een disconfort, caut\u0103 s\u0103 se descurce cumva s\u0103 dea banii peste muntele cu pricina. Dup\u0103 ce i-a primit, duduia sare cu m\u00e2na la ale tale. Probabil ca s\u0103-\u0163i dea de lucru, s\u0103 separi muntele t\u0103u de al celuilalt cump\u0103r\u0103tor.
\nTrebuie mereu s\u0103 le rog:
\n-Domni\u015foarelor, sta\u0163i un pic, s\u0103 termine domnul \u015fi s\u0103 plece.
\nMEREU. <\/p>\n
Una la m\u00e2n\u0103, viteza aia exasperant\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 o senza\u0163ie \u00eengrozitor de nepl\u0103cut\u0103 \u0163ie, pl\u0103titorului. A\u015fa \u00eemi imaginez c\u0103 e \u015fi fela\u0163ia pe repede \u00eenainte. Te sim\u0163i inadecvat \u015fi dep\u0103\u015fit de o persoan\u0103 c\u0103reia, \u00een mod vizibil, nu-i pas\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 ritmul cu tine. Ceea ce e ok, s\u0103 zicem, la un casting cu actri\u0163e concurente, dar nu undeva unde, la final, tu sco\u0163i portofelul.
\nCred c\u0103 ritmul corect al casierului ar trebui s\u0103 fie \u00een func\u0163ie de viteza cu care-\u015fi bag\u0103 clientul obiectele achizi\u0163ionate \u00een traist\u0103 sau co\u015f. <\/p>\n
Dou\u0103 la m\u00e2n\u0103, adeseori \u00een viteza aia citesc \u015fi o form\u0103 de sfidare. “Ce, curvo, te crezi bun\u0103? Ai impresia c\u0103 e\u015fti mi\u015fto pentru c\u0103-\u0163i cumperi mango \u015fi mix de broccoli? Ia de aici, zdrean\u0163\u0103. Hai, osu’ la treab\u0103, bagaboanto, c\u0103 eu stau aici de la opt \u015fi mai am \u015fapte ore”. \u0102stea sunt cuvintele nespuse din viteza apostrofant\u0103 a casierei. <\/p>\n
Trei la m\u00e2n\u0103, dat fiind ritmul ultra rapid, \u00eemi \u00eempinge achizi\u0163iile nou scanate cu o lips\u0103 de elegan\u0163\u0103 care m\u0103 irit\u0103. Eu sunt un om teritorial. At\u00e2t de teritorial, \u00eenc\u00e2t pu\u0163in \u00eemi lipse\u015fte s\u0103 fac pipi pe obiectele mele, s\u0103 marchez: “A’ meu. A’ meeeu!” <\/p>\n
Conserva aia de ro\u015fii pe care o \u00eempingi tu cu dispre\u0163 e conserva MEA de ro\u015fii. OK, tehnic nu e a mea \u00eenc\u0103, devine a mea dup\u0103 plat\u0103, dar \u00een inim\u0103, e a mea de c\u00e2nd am ales-o de pe raft. Pune m\u00e2na frumos pe conserva mea de ro\u015fii, n-o brusca, c\u0103-\u0163i tai m\u00e2inile din cot. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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