{"id":9607,"date":"2015-07-11T08:49:35","date_gmt":"2015-07-11T08:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9607"},"modified":"2015-07-11T08:49:49","modified_gmt":"2015-07-11T08:49:49","slug":"ce-ne-mai-dam-destepte-nene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-ne-mai-dam-destepte-nene\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce ne mai d\u0103m de\u015ftepte, nene!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Circul\u0103 acum pe Facebook o lab\u0103 feminin\u0103 \u00een cerc – asta<\/a> – scris\u0103 de o tanti c\u0103reia i s-a \u00eensurat exul sau ceva \u015fi care \u00ee\u015fi panseaz\u0103 egoul cu tradi\u0163ionalul “noi, de\u015fteptele, r\u0103m\u00e2nem mereu singure, pentru c\u0103 mintea noastr\u0103 brici le-o culc\u0103”. Desigur, autoarea se auto\u00eencadreaz\u0103 la de\u015ftepte, f\u0103r\u0103 o secund\u0103 de \u00eendoial\u0103, c\u0103 deh. De\u015fteptul dac\u0103 nu-i fudul, parc\u0103 nu e de\u015ftept destul. <\/p>\n

De\u015fteptele sunt adeseori \u00eengrozitor de obositoare. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Am avut eu c\u00e2teva prietene de\u015ftepte. Dumnezeule. Nu le t\u0103cea gura nici o secund\u0103. Le \u015ftiau pe toate. Erau mai bune dec\u00e2t tine la orice, de la \u015fah la campionatele de curling \u015fi nu se d\u0103deau \u00een l\u0103turi s-o puncteze iar. \u015ei iar. \u015ei iar. \u015ei iar. \u00ce\u015fi c\u00e2ntau singure ni\u015fte ode, \u015fi nu la mi\u015fto, cum mai facem noi, pro\u015ftii.
\n\u015etiau mai bine dec\u00e2t tine ce s\u0103 faci, la ce ore \u015fi c\u00e2te minute, cu cine, \u00een ce pozi\u0163ie.
\n\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, m-am re\u00eentors la prietenia cu proaste, c\u0103-s mai funny. <\/p>\n

De\u015fteptele nu roag\u0103, impun.<\/strong><\/p>\n

E foarte greu s\u0103 \u00eencapi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 un de\u015ftept sau o de\u015fteapt\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 soarele a r\u0103s\u0103rit din anusul lui \u015fi tot universul i se \u00eenv\u00e2rte \u00een jur. Te pomene\u015fti \u00een scurt timp c\u0103 \u0163i se ordon\u0103 ca unui sclav idiot, c\u0103 \u0163i se traseaz\u0103 sarcini, c\u0103 \u0163i se dau directive \u015fi \u0163i se impune to-do-list.
\nLa un moment dat cedezi psihic, dai cu masa \u00een pumn \u015fi te cari naibii. <\/p>\n

De\u015fteptele sunt de o surzenie cumplit\u0103 la ce nu le intereseaz\u0103 direct<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei asta am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at \u015fi eu de la ele, ca s\u0103 nu-mi las tot timpul futut aiurea de imbecilii care vor analize private pe textele mele de blog, \u00een mesaje pe Facebook. Mar\u015f, m\u0103, rata\u0163ilor. Nici CTP n-o s\u0103-\u0163i povesteasc\u0103 \u00een mesaj privat ce voia s\u0103 spun\u0103 cu editorialul cutare. Ave\u0163i sec\u0163iune de comentarii, folosi\u0163i-o, sau aplica\u0163i t\u0103cutu-n p\u0103pu\u015foi.
\n\u00cen schimb, cu oamenii pe care-i iube\u015fti nu e cazul s\u0103 fii a\u015fa. Pentru c\u0103 iubirea e – sau ar trebui s\u0103 fie – opusul surzeniei. E at\u00e2t de greu s\u0103 iube\u015fti un om care nu le \u015ftie dec\u00e2t pe ale lui \u00eenc\u00e2t, dup\u0103 o vreme, cedezi psihic. \u015ei, da, o iei pe Moni. C\u0103 Moni e fun, cu tot umorul ei involuntar \u015fi faze de genul “unde a\u0163i f\u0103cut sex ultima oar\u0103?” \/ “\u00een fundule\u0163”. <\/p>\n

Nu \u00eencerc s\u0103 zic c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fi\u0163i mai pu\u0163in con\u015ftiente de valoarea proprie. Dimpotriv\u0103. Cu rata\u0163ii care nu v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, nu ave\u0163i dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u015fterge\u0163i podele p\u00e2n\u0103 le d\u0103 s\u00e2ngele. E chiar recomandat, pentru c\u0103 ratatul, cu c\u00e2t e mai \u015fomer fomist, cu at\u00e2t se ascute-n tupeu.
\nDar cu oamenii pe care-i iubi\u0163i, ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a\u0163i s\u0103 fi\u0163i proaste. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Circul\u0103 acum pe Facebook o lab\u0103 feminin\u0103 \u00een cerc – asta – scris\u0103 de o tanti c\u0103reia i s-a \u00eensurat exul sau ceva \u015fi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9609,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/523959_260262530754423_1995285173_n.jpg?fit=600%2C600&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9607"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9611,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9607\/revisions\/9611"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}