{"id":9622,"date":"2015-07-18T11:52:28","date_gmt":"2015-07-18T11:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9622"},"modified":"2015-07-18T11:56:53","modified_gmt":"2015-07-18T11:56:53","slug":"despre-frumusete-si-actorie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-frumusete-si-actorie\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre frumuse\u0163e \u015fi actorie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poate c\u0103 criticul Cristina Rusiecki nu cunoa\u015fte semnifica\u0163ia termenului &#8220;trolling&#8221;. Trollingul e s\u0103 arunci deliberat o insult\u0103 pe premise discutabile \u015fi s\u0103 vezi o mas\u0103 de oameni cum sare-n sus indignat\u0103. \u015ei s\u0103 r\u00e2nje\u015fti \u00een basc\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Involuntar, cu un text din serioasa publica\u0163ie online Cultura, numit <a href=\"http:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/2015\/07\/unde-ne-sunt-frumosii\/\">&#8220;Unde ne sunt frumo\u015fii&#8221;<\/a>, doamna critic a izbutit, involuntar probabil, o ac\u0163iune reu\u015fit\u0103 de trolling. A dat verdictul: Actorii rom\u00e2ni sunt ur\u00e2\u0163i ca cer\u015fitul la metrou. Iar actorii rom\u00e2ni s-au enervat. <\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Nici o fiin\u0163\u0103 cu un minimum de demnitate nu vrea s\u0103 fie material de lab\u0103 \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>Verile, vin pe ecrane o ton\u0103 de blockbustere americane cu c\u00e2te o prin\u0163es\u0103 perfect\u0103, care joac\u0103 rolul l\u0103mpii sexy. Adic\u0103 st\u0103 \u00een col\u0163, nu face nimic, \u015fi tot restul distribu\u0163iei filmului se bate pe ea. Pute\u0163i s\u0103-i scoate\u0163i replicile. S-o \u00eenlocui\u0163i cu ce pies\u0103 de mobilier vre\u0163i voi. Intriga nu va suferi nici o modificare.<br \/>\nFilmele alea se uit\u0103 exact \u00een secunda a doua.<br \/>\nCele care r\u0103m\u00e2n sunt cele care vin cu personaje credibile \u015fi pove\u015fti de via\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\nDe aceea to\u0163i Leonarzii de Caprio \u015fi Brad Pi\u0163ii \u00eencep, dup\u0103 dou\u0103-trei filme de f\u0103cut bani pe ochi alba\u015ftri, s\u0103-\u015fi lase b\u0103rbi, riduri \u015fi come alcoolice, s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eendep\u0103rteze eticheta. \u015ei actori frumo\u015fi se ur\u00e2\u0163esc deliberat ca s\u0103 atrag\u0103 aten\u0163ia c\u0103, dincolo de statutul lor de cuiere superbe, sunt \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, ARTI\u015eTI. <\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Etal\u00e2ndu-te doar ca material de lab\u0103, te asiguri de un singur lucru: c\u0103 nimeni nu te va lua niciodat\u0103 \u00een serios. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am dou\u0103 categorii de vizitatori pe blog \/ site \/ Facebook. Vizitatorii care vor s\u0103 m\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \/ vad\u0103 pentru c\u0103 spun pove\u015fti cu talent \u015fi vizitatorii care au impresia c\u0103 \u00eentr-un univers paralel, dac\u0103 insist\u0103 suficient de mult, o s\u0103 mi-o dea sub coad\u0103. Nimic nu e mai stresant dec\u00e2t aceast\u0103 a doua categorie.<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103 animalul at\u00e2t de prost \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 decid\u0103 c\u0103 ajunge s\u0103 vrea el s\u0103-\u0163i bage bursucul la scorbur\u0103, ca lucrurile s\u0103 se \u015fi \u00eent\u00e2mple e un animal \u00eendeajuns de prost \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 aib\u0103 impresia c\u0103 tot timpul t\u0103u i se cuvine \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i dea basculante de comentarii \u015fi de mesaje private. Nu, nici un artist creator nu vrea asta. \u015ei pariez c\u0103 nici m\u0103car o vedet\u0103 porno, care-\u015fi tr\u0103ie\u015fte via\u0163a fiind, la modul cel mai concret, material de lab\u0103, n-ar vrea asta. <\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Fetele frumoase joac\u0103 iubita inutil\u0103 a gangsterului, fetele ur\u00e2te joac\u0103 nevasta lui nebun\u0103 care-l fug\u0103re\u015fte pentru pensie alimentar\u0103, cu un \u0163\u00e2nc ag\u0103\u0163at de fuste, \u00een timp ce toat\u0103 Mafia caut\u0103 s-o elimine. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mai e de explicat de ce rolurile de femeie ur\u00e2t\u0103 sunt infinit mai interesante actorice\u015fte? E ca \u015fi cum ai avea de ales s\u0103 pictezi un tablou monocolor roz pal sau P\u0103durea Letea \u00eentr-o zi de var\u0103. <\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Dramaturgia contemporan\u0103 favorizeaz\u0103 actorii cu look de real people. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pove\u015ftile de azi li se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 unor oameni obi\u015fnui\u0163i, \u00een situa\u0163ii obi\u015fnuite, cu \u00eentors\u0103turi de situa\u0163ie neobi\u015fnuite. Asta este via\u0163a. Nu ai cum s-o pui pe Jessica Alba cu \u015for\u0163 s\u0103 bat\u0103 \u015fni\u0163elele. Jessica Alba arat\u0103 ca o gagic\u0103 care pl\u0103te\u015fte o mexicanc\u0103 emigrat\u0103 ilegal s\u0103-i bat\u0103 \u015fni\u0163elele \u00een timp ce alt\u0103 mexicanc\u0103, tot emigrat\u0103 ilegal, \u00eei d\u0103 morcovii prin blender pentru un delicios suc cu vitamine. <\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Actorul adev\u0103rat nu are nici timp, nici chef s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe starleta.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Niciodat\u0103 un actor cu voca\u0163ie n-o s\u0103-\u0163i arate ca o vedet\u0103 TV. Dac\u0103 ai un pic de minte, nu-\u0163i bagi injec\u0163ii cu botox, pentru c\u0103 expresia ta facial\u0103 e instrumentul t\u0103u de lucru \u015fi nu vrei s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i ca masca lui Tutankamon. \u00centr-o repeti\u0163ie de cinci ore, nu \u00ee\u0163i faci machiaj megaprofi de televiziune, pentru c\u0103 transpiri \u015fi munce\u015fti fizic, \u015fi n-ai nici un chef s\u0103-\u0163i infectezi porii aiurea. E o meserie care presupune mers pe coate \u015fi t\u0103v\u0103leal\u0103, nu una \u00een care stai ca pi\u0163ipoanca pe o canapea de plu\u015f. <\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Frumuse\u0163ea scenic\u0103 e un lucru la fel de artificial construit ca \u015fi decorul unui spectacol.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cu ajutorul unui costum \u015fi al unui machiaj, plus prin datele emo\u0163ionale ale personajului, care \u00een clipa \u00een care e\u015fti pe scen\u0103, devin ale tale, tu po\u0163i fi Afrodita sau Muma Pr\u0103p\u0103durilor. Pentru c\u0103 foarte pu\u0163in din fiin\u0163a ta real\u0103 ajunge, de la distan\u0163a aia, la privitor. Ce se vede e crea\u0163ie \u015fi construc\u0163ie, elaborare. Un singur reflector bine direc\u0163ionat poate transforma un personaj feeric \u00eentr-un paria. <\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Cel mai important: Actorul d\u0103 via\u0163\u0103, pe scen\u0103 \u015fi pe ecran, tipologiilor pe care le \u00eent\u00e2lnim pe strad\u0103. S\u0103 ie\u015fim \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een strad\u0103. C\u00e2te persoane, din c\u00e2te ne ies pe drum, sunt frumuse\u0163i r\u0103pitoare? A\u015fadar, la a\u015fa popor, a\u015fa redare. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00eenchei cu eternul cli\u015feu al spectatorului rom\u00e2n. <\/p>\n<p>George Russo Nu citesc, ca m-am prims ce vrea si e imbecil, dar ca curiozitate, nu prea avem actori marfa rau. De futut.<\/p>\n<p>Lorena Lupu George Russo, dar nici pule demne de a fute actorii \u0103ia marf\u0103 r\u0103u n-a\u0163i avea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poate c\u0103 criticul Cristina Rusiecki nu cunoa\u015fte semnifica\u0163ia termenului &#8220;trolling&#8221;. 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