Salut, sunt Lorena \u015fi sunt vizitatoare de veterinari. <\/p>\n
Sunt mul\u0163i oameni care-\u015fi lipesc pe u\u015f\u0103 firma: Ultra Super Hiper Vet. Vindec tot ce mi\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi dac\u0103 nu mi\u015fc\u0103 \u00eei dau un ghiont. Exper\u0163i \u00een tot ce are patru labe, aripi sau solzi. Exper\u0163i \u00een expertiz\u0103 expertissim\u0103. Vii cu el bolnav, pleci cu el \u00een zbor. <\/p>\n
Din p\u0103cate, statul nu ne d\u0103 dou\u0103 culori \u00een care s\u0103 fie firma respectiv\u0103, de exemplu verde pentru “Chiar iubesc animalele, fac ce e omene\u015fte posibil” \u015fi roz pentru “Am dat pentru c\u0103 a zis unchiu’ Vasile c\u0103 s\u0103 fac bani”. <\/p>\n
Cum \u00eel distingi pe omul care va sta \u015fi-n cap de cel care nu va sta dec\u00e2t \u00een cur?<\/p>\n
Nimic nu e 100% garantat, dar din experien\u0163a mea, e un semn evident care, \u00een 99% din cazuri, nu d\u0103 gre\u015f. <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 biroul e lun\u0103, cochet ca rupt din Neckerman, decorat cu culori pastelate, peste tot sticl\u0103, crom, corpora\u0163ie, stil…
\nFelicit\u0103ri. Tocmai ai dat peste doctorul pe care-l doare-n cot. Care vrea s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 cel mai scump tratament cu ni\u015fte chestii din str\u0103in\u0103tate care cost\u0103 mii de euro, \u015fi dac\u0103 la final, c\u00e2inele moare, asta e, \u00ee\u0163i iei altul. <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 biroul e cu multe h\u00e2rtii talme\u015f-balme\u015f, cu un co\u015f de gunoi plin v\u00e2rf de prosoape de h\u00e2rtie folosite, la u\u015f\u0103 te \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 trei c\u0103\u0163ei veseli, pu\u015fi pe pupat, salva\u0163i de doctor \u00een drum spre munc\u0103, dintr-un container, \u015fi \u00een spate miaun\u0103 patru pisicu\u0163i adu\u015fi ieri de cineva c\u0103ruia i-a fost mil\u0103 s\u0103-i lase \u00een drum, \u015fi eventual mai e \u015fi coad\u0103 \u00een sala de a\u015fteptare p\u00e2n\u0103 la Giurgiu, \u0163i-ai g\u0103sit medicul veterinar.
\n\u0102la se va da de ceasul mor\u0163ii, va inventa, va crea, va demiurgi s\u0103n\u0103tate pentru nevorbitorul t\u0103u. <\/p>\n
OK, poate lucrurile nu-s a\u015fa, alb-negru. Dar ca hint: fugi\u0163i de cabinetele care n-au minimum o mic\u0103 clientel\u0103 local\u0103 de c\u0103\u0163elu\u015fi \u015fi pisicu\u0163i g\u0103si\u0163i. E fix diferen\u0163a dintre a te face veterinar din iubire de animale \u015fi a te face veterinar din iubire de banii st\u0103p\u00e2nului. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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