{"id":9653,"date":"2015-08-02T13:35:30","date_gmt":"2015-08-02T13:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9653"},"modified":"2015-08-02T13:39:16","modified_gmt":"2015-08-02T13:39:16","slug":"sa-l-omoare-cineva-pe-judd-apatow-lent-si-dureros-va-rog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sa-l-omoare-cineva-pe-judd-apatow-lent-si-dureros-va-rog\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103-l omoare cineva pe Judd Apatow. Lent \u015fi dureros, v\u0103 rog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, am fost la film. Am v\u0103zut Trainwreck \/ O tip\u0103 dezastru. <\/p>\n<p>Nu, nu am luat Prostol forte \u015fi nici nu m-am retarzit peste noapte, s\u0103 dau \u00een boala comediilor romantice. Pur \u015fi simplu, Amy Schumer mi se pare cea mai tare comedian\u0103 de stand up inventat\u0103 vreodat\u0103. Mai tare chiar dec\u00e2t Sarah Silverman, care e pu\u0163in cam vrea isteric\u0103 \u015fi strident\u0103 pentru gusturile mele de spectator. De asemenea, \u00eei ador showul TV de pe Comedy Central. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XPpsI8mWKmg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Femeia e inventiv\u0103, creativ\u0103, exploziv de hazlie \u015fi absolut savuroas\u0103. \u015ei am vrut neap\u0103rat s-o v\u0103d \u015fi \u00een cinema, unde tocmai a debutat \u00een rol principal cu un film bazat pe un scenariu scris tot de ea. Trainwreck. Un fel de Bridget Jones mai pu\u0163in fals-naiv\u0103 \u015fi mai cinic\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Toate ar fi fost frumoase \u015fi bune, dac\u0103 filmul n-ar fi fost regizat de aceast\u0103 Vacan\u0163\u0103 Mare meets Doru Octavian Dumitru featuring \u0162ociu \u015fi Palade al americanilor, de acest Antihaz pogor\u00e2t peste omenire \u00eentru pieirea umorului, care e Judd Apatow. <\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eentreb cine pula lui cal l-a min\u0163it pe Judd Apatow c\u0103 are umor. Cred c\u0103 era o ga\u015fc\u0103 la fel de caterincoas\u0103 ca \u015fi aceea care l-a convins pe DJ Boro\u015f c\u0103 are talent muzical. Cum nu \u015fti\u0163i cine-i DJ Boro\u015f? N-a\u0163i copil\u0103rit \u00een anii 90! <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GdNqsKQ0fyQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Judd Apatow a comis monstruozit\u0103\u0163i complet neamuzante precum: Virgin la 40 de ani, Domni\u015foare de onoare, Knocked Up (habar n-am cum a fost tradus), Heavyweights (Gra\u015fii). Tot at\u00e2tea ocazii de a trata (\u015fi rata) subiecte cu poten\u0163ial \u00eentr-un mod simplist, schematic, exagerat, l\u0103b\u0103r\u0163at \u015fi imbecil ca noaptea cea neagr\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei cel mai groaznic e c\u0103, precum c\u00e2\u0163iva comentaci ai mei care n-au umor, \u015fi eu le spun c\u0103 n-au umor, iar ei revin s\u0103-mi otr\u0103veasc\u0103 sufletul cu neumorul lor, cu glumele lor for\u0163ate \u015fi lipsite de orice urm\u0103 de haz, \u00eentr-o furie a demonstra\u0163iei c\u0103 totu\u015fi au umor, sau precum Sergiu Nicolaescu din ultimii ani, c\u0103ruia \u00eei spunea toat\u0103 \u0163ara s\u0103 stea naibii acas\u0103, iar el se \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2na s\u0103 scoat\u0103 rateu jalnic dup\u0103 rateu jalnic, Apatow se \u00eencr\u00e2nceneaz\u0103 s\u0103 ne etaleze nehazul lui sinistru, \u015fi \u00een aceast\u0103 \u00eencr\u00e2ncenare, trage dup\u0103 sine, pe bud\u0103 \u00een jos, nenum\u0103ra\u0163i oameni talenta\u0163i. <\/p>\n<p>Comedia, ca \u015fi sexul bun, trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 ritm. S\u0103 accelereze, s\u0103 se mai relaxeze, s\u0103 accelereze iar, dar dup\u0103 un ritm matematic. Dac\u0103 ai dat-o \u00eentr-un veritabilism care se l\u0103f\u0103ie \u00een ritmul vie\u0163ii, ob\u0163ii filme de Cristian Mungiu. Cu diferen\u0163a c\u0103 filmele de Cristian Mungiu au personaje complexe \u015fi probleme de via\u0163\u0103 la care ai ce medita. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, acest monstru al antiumorului care e Apatow pune \u00een scene cu ritm greoi de pensionar\u0103 bolnav\u0103 de artrit\u0103, artroz\u0103 \u015fi toate itele \u015fi ozele dintr-un dic\u0163ionar medical ni\u015fte personaje de scenet\u0103 cu Stela \u015fi Ar\u015finel. \u015ei ni\u015fte ac\u0163iuni tembele de comedie cu muci \u00een ceai. \u015ei tot ceea ce putea fi umor se pleo\u015fte\u015fte \u015fi moare-n drum. <\/p>\n<p>Da, actorii din Trainwreck sunt geniali. Dialogurile sunt fabuloase. Filmul \u00eens\u0103 e o atrocitate de neprivit, \u015fi numai Judd Apatow e de vin\u0103. S\u0103 ia cineva o cros\u0103 de baseball \u015fi s\u0103-i dea \u00een cap p\u00e2n\u0103 nu mai respir\u0103. Mul\u0163umesc. Cinematografia mondial\u0103 v\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eendatorat\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, am fost la film. Am v\u0103zut Trainwreck \/ O tip\u0103 dezastru. 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