{"id":9667,"date":"2015-08-10T13:29:50","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T13:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9667"},"modified":"2015-08-10T22:42:31","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T22:42:31","slug":"ce-m-as-fute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-m-as-fute\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce m-a\u015f fute!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Ce m-a\u015f fute.<br \/>\n-Z\u0103u?<br \/>\n-Da, serios, sunt foarte, foarte horny.<br \/>\n-P\u0103i, \u015fi?<br \/>\n-Sunt horny de fumeg ca un co\u015f de locomotiv\u0103.<br \/>\n-O, vai.<br \/>\n-\u00cemi vine s\u0103 violez oameni pe strad\u0103.<br \/>\n-Teribil.<br \/>\n-Z\u0103u, m-a\u015f fute de \u00eennebunesc.<br \/>\n-Bine, pe asta am \u00een\u0163eles-o. \u015ei ce te \u0163ine?<br \/>\n-N-am cu cine.<br \/>\n-P\u0103i nu erai tu cu X, care e cute \u015fi are \u015fi inten\u0163ii serioase?<br \/>\n-Bleah, X nu m\u0103 inspir\u0103.<br \/>\n-Atunci, Y, care are umor \u015fi relaxare \u015fi nici nu se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 aiurea.<br \/>\n-Y e ca un cartof ros de r\u00e2ie.<br \/>\n-Atunci, Z, care e sexo\u015fenia pe dou\u0103 picioare perfecte.<br \/>\n-Z se crede prea buricu&#8217; t\u00e2rgului. Nope.<br \/>\n-PLM, atunci caut\u0103-\u0163i prin baruri sau pe net.<br \/>\n-Vai ce ur\u00e2\u0163enie. Vai ce prostie, vai ce vulgaritate. Vai ce lips\u0103 de sexepil. Vai ce plictiseal\u0103.<br \/>\n-Tu e\u015fti sigur\u0103 c\u0103 te-ai fute?<br \/>\n-Da.<br \/>\n-Eu c\u00e2nd m-a\u015f fute nu fac at\u00e2tea mofturi, m\u0103 fut \u015fi gata.<br \/>\n-\u015ei eu la fel, numai c\u0103 nu cu \u0103\u015ftia. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Ce m-a\u015f fute. -Z\u0103u? -Da, serios, sunt foarte, foarte horny. -P\u0103i, \u015fi? -Sunt horny de fumeg ca un co\u015f de locomotiv\u0103. -O, vai. -\u00cemi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9668,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/14220.jpg?fit=2835%2C2126&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9667"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9670,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9667\/revisions\/9670"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}