Din cele mai vechi timpuri, femeia a fost o culme a narcisismului. I s-au dedicat ode, poeme, c\u00e2ntece, rapsodii, lieduri \u015fi, \u00een func\u0163ie de gradul de nefutere al bardului, \u00eenjur\u0103turi vehemente.
\nDe c\u00e2te ori un subiect e at\u00e2t de fierbinte, din toate punctele de vedere, mai ales consider\u00e2nd poten\u0163ialul afrodisiac al frumuse\u0163ii feminine, va na\u015fte o multitudine de atitudini-cli\u015feu. \u00cen func\u0163ie de ele, po\u0163i defini instant scopurile interlocutorului. <\/p>\n
A) B\u0103rbatul vag beat, care n-are chef s\u0103 vr\u0103jeasc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o proast\u0103 \u00een seara aia \u015fi sper\u0103 foarte tare s\u0103 marcheze la tine. <\/strong><\/p>\n “E\u015fti at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103. Privirea ta de zei\u0163\u0103 m\u0103 face s\u0103… h\u00e2c! M\u0103 face s\u0103… \u0103sta, cum s\u0103 zic. S\u0103 transcend la un nou nivel de…” B) B\u0103rbatul care \u015ftie sigur c\u0103 nu va fute, fiind ur\u00e2t, zg\u00e2rcit \u015fi prost: <\/strong><\/p>\n “Ce, f\u0103, te crezi frumoas\u0103? E\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103 ca cer\u015fitul la metrou. E\u015fti chintesen\u0163a hido\u015feniei. Te-a\u015f putea pune \u00een lanul de cucuruji s\u0103 sperii ciorile. Nu te-ar fute nici lenea.” <\/p>\n C) Tipul cu care ai o rela\u021bie din cretacicul t\u00e2rziu <\/strong><\/p>\n “Da, ar\u0103\u0163i bine. E\u015fti ok!” D) Bunele samaritene. <\/strong><\/p>\n Chiar dac\u0103, overall, ai merge de o scurt\u0103, nu exist\u0103 s\u0103 nu ai defecte, \u015fi tu, om lucid, \u015ftii asta. Fie c\u0103 ai nas mare, fie c\u0103 ai b\u0103rbia mai pronun\u0163at\u0103, fie c\u0103 ai ochii mici, \u015foldurile late, curul mic \u015fi greu de tonifiat, nu e\u015fti perfect\u0103. Asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u015ftii c\u00e2t valorezi, \u00eenseamn\u0103 doar c\u0103 \u015ftii unde ai o problem\u0103, fizic vorbind. Sau poate nu e o problem\u0103, poate e doar o tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 neobi\u015fnuit\u0103, parte a farmecului t\u0103u neconven\u0163ional. MUA: Dana Arge\u015fan \/ Hub 44. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Din cele mai vechi timpuri, femeia a fost o culme a narcisismului. I s-au dedicat ode, poeme, c\u00e2ntece, rapsodii, lieduri \u015fi, \u00een func\u0163ie de...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9672,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/X0A6064-e1484273013844.jpg?fit=1612%2C2150&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9671"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17746,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9671\/revisions\/17746"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“Pul\u0103 sculat\u0103?” \u00eentreab\u0103 candid un comesean.
\n“Nu, fraiere. La un nou nivel de solipsism metafizic!” <\/p>\n
\n“Cum adic\u0103 ok?? Nu-s cea mai frumoas\u0103 femeie din via\u0163a ta?”
\n“O, ba da, dar hai \u00een pula mea c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rziem la c\u0103catul \u0103la de concert!”
\n“Adic\u0103 tu vrei doar s\u0103 scapi de gura mea?”
\n“Da, bine, e\u015fti cea mai frumoas\u0103, da!”
\n“Nu aud entuziasmul!”
\n“Femeie, ne-am futut deja de un milion de ori, de unde at\u00e2ta entuziasm?” <\/p>\n
\nEnter bunele samaritene. “Dar tu e\u015fti frumoas\u0103! E\u015fti cea mai frumoas\u0103!”
\nFrate, ok. \u015etiu c\u0103 nu-s cel mai ur\u00e2t din primii cinci oameni care-\u0163i ies pe strad\u0103. Stima mea de sine n-are nevoie de c\u00e2rje. Faptul c\u0103 \u00eemi v\u0103d realist un defect nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu m\u0103 apreciez, \u00eenseamn\u0103 doar c\u0103 m\u0103 uit obiectiv la mine.
\n“Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 spui c\u0103 ai \u0163\u00e2\u0163e mici, c\u00e2nd tu e\u015fti frumoas\u0103?”
\nPentru c\u0103 cele dou\u0103 enun\u0163uri nu se contrazic. Faptul c\u0103-\u0163i admi\u0163i defectele nu te face mai ur\u00e2t\u0103 per ansamblu. Poate doar un pic mai de\u015fteapt\u0103 \u015fi mai pu\u0163in narcisist\u0103. <\/p>\n