Zilele astea, am asistat pe wallurile prietenilor la interminabile dispute monarhice. Ni\u015fte oameni au avut ni\u015fte conflicte \u00een familie, \u015fi-au retras ni\u015fte titulaturi care oricum nu mai aveau nici o acoperire, unii au scris c\u0103 nu le pas\u0103 \u015fi s-au v\u0103zut t\u0103b\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i de monarhi\u015fti. To\u0163i cu acela\u015fi discurs extrem de fioros \u015fi furios: “habar n-ave\u0163i despre ce vorbi\u0163i, sunte\u0163i pro\u015fti, sunte\u0163i imbecili”. Dar \u00een p\u0103tura groas\u0103 de injurii, nu ap\u0103rea nici un argument care s\u0103 arate de ce consider\u0103 monarhistul c\u0103 interlocutorul nu foarte afectat de monarhie e prost. De unde deduc c\u0103 monarhia e un fel de religie. Crede \u015fi nu cerceta. Cine nu e cu noi e p\u0103g\u00e2n \u015fi merit\u0103 ars pe rug. Cine nu ne sus\u0163ine \u00eenfl\u0103c\u0103rat e du\u015fman. <\/p>\n
Trecem peste problema mea cu orice persoan\u0103 care presupune c\u0103 punctul lui \/ ei de vedere nu necesit\u0103 explica\u0163ii \u015fi \u00eentreb: de ce are cineva impresia c\u0103 monarhia ar schimba ceva \u00een Rom\u00e2nia zilelor noastre? <\/p>\n
“Pentru c\u0103, uite, \u015fi suedejii, \u015fi spaniolii au monarhie, \u015fi ce bine le merge”. <\/p>\n
E ca \u015fi cum ai spune: \u015ei vecina mea Fifi poart\u0103 fusti\u0163\u0103 mini \u015fi uite ce mult o iubesc b\u0103rba\u0163ii. <\/p>\n
“Dar vecina ta Fifi are 1,80 metri, dintre care numai 1.20 de picioare, 55 de kilograme \u015fi arat\u0103 ca un vis nu doar \u00een minijup\u0103, ci \u00een sac de c\u00e2nep\u0103, dac\u0103-i d\u0103 prin cap. Tu e\u015fti o piticanie obez\u0103, cu picioare ca dou\u0103 prosciutto crudo. Chiar crezi c\u0103 succesul lui Fifi const\u0103 \u00een forma de ambalare?” <\/p>\n
Suntem o na\u0163iune lene\u015f\u0103, cu asista\u0163i sociali care nu vor s\u0103 munceasc\u0103, cu mame de violatori care \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 internetul \u00eempotriva victimei, cu sate s\u0103race, pline de WC-uri \u00een fundul cur\u0163ii. Suntem ignoran\u0163i \u015fi ne m\u00e2ndrim cu asta. Suntem ipocri\u0163i \u015fi ne facem din asta un titlu de cinste. Suntem ni\u015fte corup\u0163i care se ap\u0103r\u0103 unii pe al\u0163ii.
\nChiar crede\u0163i c\u0103 modul \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi spune omul de la v\u00e2rf, “pre\u015fedinte”, “padi\u015fah”, “rege”, “\u00eemp\u0103rat” sau “cneaz” o s\u0103 influen\u0163eze cu ceva problemele de fond? <\/p>\n
“Fifi are minijup\u0103 \u015fi o plac tipii”.
\nNope. Tipii o plac pe Fifi c\u0103 e bun\u0103ciune. Minijupa e circumstan\u0163ial\u0103. Idem \u015fi monarhia \u00een cazul oric\u0103rei \u0163\u0103ri care v\u0103 d\u0103 prin cap. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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