Exist\u0103 doar dou\u0103 categorii de \u0163op\u00e2rlani care-\u015fi permit s\u0103 \u0163i se adreseze de sus, de parc\u0103 te-ar avea la degetul mic, \u015fi s\u0103 te umple de invective emise pe un ton superior, de parc\u0103 \u0163i-ar fi tras-o deja \u015fi sigur \u0163i-ar fi pl\u0103cut. <\/p>\n
Prima sunt gher\u0163oii autentici, tupei\u015ftii de la mama lor, convin\u015fi c\u0103 simpla de\u0163inere a unui penis le d\u0103 drept la ascendent sexual \u015fi, implicit, infinit\u0103 obr\u0103znicie la adresa oric\u0103rei muieri, indiferent de ocupa\u0163ie, clas\u0103, statut, disponibilitate. A doua – surpriz\u0103! – sunt dobitocii \u00eendoctrina\u0163i prin cre\u015ftinism. <\/p>\n
Pentru un om s\u0103n\u0103tos la cap \u015fi de bun sim\u0163, cre\u015ftinismul e un set de principii nobile dup\u0103 care \u00ee\u0163i tr\u0103ie\u015fti propria via\u0163\u0103, \u00een armonie \u015fi toleran\u0163\u0103 cu semenii t\u0103i. \u00cen ghearele unui prost autentic, care are nevoie de o arm\u0103 care s\u0103 \u00eei certifice fantastica convingere c\u0103 le \u015ftie pe toate, cre\u015ftinismul e exact triggerul care s\u0103-i justifice emana\u0163ia de verdicte oligofrene, dureros de cretine, pe un ton atoate\u015ftiutor. Pas\u0103mite, imbecilul cre\u015ftin a b\u0103ut cafeaua cu Dumnezeu \u00een persoan\u0103 \u015fi Dumnezeu i-a pus filmul vie\u0163ii tale, drept care, cretinul \u015eTIE SIGUR c\u0103 \u0163i se poate adresa ca unei boarfe. Nici m\u0103car o \u00eendoial\u0103 nu-i traverseaz\u0103 fruntea lat\u0103 de doi centimetri \u015fi creierul neted, lipsit de circumvolu\u0163iuni. El \u015eTIE SIGUR c\u0103 tu e\u015fti du\u015fmanul lui \u015fi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 sar\u0103 cu clon\u0163ul pe tine, s\u0103 te agreseze \u015fi s\u0103 te umileasc\u0103, s\u0103-\u0163i schimbi drumul. <\/p>\n
Pas\u0103mite, pe imbecilul cre\u015ftin l-a l\u0103sat Dumnezeu \u015fi geograf printre altele. Expert pe drumuri corecte \u015fi drumuri eronate ale unor oameni pe care nu i-a v\u0103zut \u00een via\u0163a lui. \u015ei logic c\u0103 drumurile corecte \u015fi cele eronate sunt acelea\u015fi pentru toat\u0103 lumea, indiferent de fire, apuc\u0103turi \u015fi fel de a fi. C\u0103 prostul, dac\u0103 nu generalizeaz\u0103 \u015fi nu eticheteaz\u0103, parc\u0103 nu e prost destul. <\/p>\n
Noaptea trecut\u0103, m-a \u00eentrebat un astfel de idiot, pe acel ton insuportabil de plin de sine pe care numai fanatismul religios altoit pe un fond de prostie cras\u0103 \u00eel poate da: Dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine \u00ee\u0163i cade o c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 \u00een cap, cum te prezin\u0163i \u00een fa\u0163a lui Dumnezeu. B\u0103, eu bine, c\u0103 toat\u0103 via\u0163a am f\u0103cut oamenii s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u015fi le-am \u015fi oferit ni\u015fte c\u0103r\u0163i faine. Dar tu cum te prezin\u0163i? Doamne, am f\u0103cut dreptate \u00een numele t\u0103u?
\nLa care Dumnezeu o s\u0103-\u0163i ard\u0103 o imens\u0103 flegm\u0103 verzuie \u00eentre ochi \u015fi o s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe: Cine pizda m\u0103-tii te-a \u00eemputernicit pe tine, c\u0103c\u0103\u0163el irelevant, s\u0103 dai verdicte \u00een numele meu? Cum mor\u0163ii t\u0103i \u0163i-ai permis s\u0103 m\u0103 faci de r\u00e2s ambal\u00e2ndu-\u0163i idio\u0163enia \u00een slava mea? \u00cen iad cu el! <\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 un singur idiot convins c\u0103 el le \u015ftie pe toate \u015fi c\u0103 e chemat c\u0103-i corecteze pe al\u0163ii face mai r\u0103u ideii de cre\u015ftinism dec\u00e2t o \u00eentreag\u0103 armat\u0103 de atei. \u015ei sunt convins\u0103 c\u0103 \u015fi Dumnezeu \u00eei ur\u0103\u015fte pe \u0103\u015ftia cel mai mult. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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