Drag\u0103 stat rom\u00e2n, <\/p>\n
\u015etiu c\u0103 miturile din str\u0103mo\u015fi spun toate acela\u015fi lucru: c\u0103 unicele lucruri bune sunt cele care d\u0103inuiesc de pe vremea dacilor: m\u00e2nz, viezure \u015fi br\u00e2nz\u0103, \u015fi prin urmare, tehnologia este scorneala lu’ Necurat. <\/p>\n
Te \u00een\u0163eleg. <\/p>\n
\u015ei totu\u015fi, vreau s\u0103 te asigur, drag\u0103 stat rom\u00e2n, c\u0103 ni\u015fte terminale POS nu scot fl\u0103c\u0103ri pe butoane \u015fi nu fac col\u0163i, noaptea la ora 12. <\/p>\n
\u00cen fond, drag\u0103 stat rom\u00e2n, ai CEC Bank. E chestie de un simplu acord s\u0103 instalezi ni\u015fte POS-uri CEC Bank la po\u015ft\u0103, metrou \u015fi tonetele de bilete de autobuz. <\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103, drag\u0103 stat rom\u00e2n, e de mare c\u0103cat s\u0103 pot pl\u0103ti cu cardul orice, de la h\u00e2rtie igienic\u0103 la factura de curent, dar s\u0103 trebuiasc\u0103 s\u0103 am moned\u0103 lichid\u0103, de care am \u015fi uitat cum arat\u0103, \u00een ziua aia a lunii, c\u00e2nd \u00eemi expir\u0103 abonamentul la metrou. <\/p>\n
\u015ei s\u0103 ies la suprafa\u0163\u0103, la patru str\u0103zi distan\u0163\u0103, unde e un ATM. \u015ei s\u0103 descop\u0103r c\u0103 ATM e temporar scos din func\u0163iune. \u015fi la sf\u00e2r\u015fit, s\u0103-mi bag pula, s\u0103 chem un taxi al unei companii c\u0103reia i-a dat prin cap s\u0103 instaleze c\u0103catul \u0103la de POS. <\/p>\n
Drag\u0103 stat rom\u00e2n, ar trebui s\u0103 fie un semn de alarm\u0103 pentru tine c\u0103, \u00een 2015, birourile \u015fi ghi\u015feele tale sunt cele mai prost dotate tehnologic din toate birourile cu care are omul de-a face \u00een treburile lui zilnice. To\u0163i lucreaz\u0103 pe calculatoare, numai func\u0163ionarele tale au registre de pe vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu. Iar c\u00e2nd se mai g\u0103se\u015fte la po\u015ft\u0103 c\u00e2te un computer imens, edi\u0163ia 1995, un h\u00e2rb care valoreaz\u0103 mai pu\u0163in \u00een integralitatea sa dec\u00e2t metalele din componen\u0163a sa la birourile de colectare, \u00een loc s\u0103 faciliteze treaba, iau timp dublu, pentru c\u0103 tipa de la ghi\u015feu \u00eent\u00e2i scrie \u00een registre, apoi \u00eenal\u0163\u0103 acatist la dumnezeu s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 h\u00e2rbul, apoi trece tranzac\u0163ia, suduind din \u00een 3 minute c\u0103 se blocheaz\u0103 h\u00e2rbul cu dracu’ \u015ftie ce program \u00een Fortran cu care monitoriza\u0163i tranzac\u0163iile. <\/p>\n
Drag\u0103 stat rom\u00e2n, suntem \u00een 2015. \u015ei dac\u0103 noi pl\u0103tim impozite ca-n 2015, de ce pula noastr\u0103 structuralist\u0103 nu ne po\u0163i oferi servicii ca-n 2015? De ce nu ne jecm\u0103ne\u015fti civilizat, direct de pe card?<\/p>\n
Cu nervii pe bigudiuri, <\/p>\n
Un cet\u0103\u0163ean oarecare. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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