Al\u0103tur\u00e2ndu-se \u015firului de politicieni, dintre care cel mai vocal e Primarul General al Capitalei, Sorin Oprescu, Primul Ministru Victor Ponta a declarat \u00eentr-o conferin\u0163\u0103 de pres\u0103 c\u0103 preten\u0163iile medicilor sunt exagerate \u015fi c\u0103 dramele lor nu intereseaz\u0103, direct fie spus pe absolut nimeni. “OK, poate dac\u0103 specialistul e doamn\u0103 \u015fi are bustul \u00eencadrabil la cupa C sau mai mult”, a precizat primul ministru al Rom\u00e2niei. <\/p>\n
Deja sim\u0163i c\u0103 te ia cu spume \u015fi vrei s\u0103-mi postezi comentariu \u00een care \u00eel \u00eenjuri pe Ponta? Felicit\u0103ri, probabil c\u0103 e\u015fti medic. \u015ei probabil c\u0103 ai spumegat \u015fi la alte articole – satir\u0103, ca \u0103sta<\/a> \u015fi ca \u0103sta<\/a>. <\/p>\n M-am pomenit c\u0103 ambele erau sharuite de c\u00e2te \u015fapte, respectiv cinci persoane din lista mea, desigur to\u0163i medici, to\u0163i indigna\u0163i flea\u015fc\u0103, pe marginea crizei de nervi, to\u0163i spurc\u00e2nd cu sete pe marginea pamfletului. \u015ei peste tot, c\u00e2rna\u0163i de comentarii p\u00e2n\u0103 la Giurgiu \u015fi \u00eenapoi de la al\u0163i medici. La fel de isteriza\u0163i. <\/p>\n Eu m\u0103 \u00eentreb cum reu\u015fesc ace\u015fti oameni s\u0103 diagnosticheze \u015fi s\u0103 trateze corect ni\u015fte simptome, dac\u0103 e\u015fueaz\u0103 la un simplu exerci\u0163iu de citire a unui text \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103, cu un umor evident. Nici m\u0103car unul subtil, care s\u0103 necesite cod de \u00een\u0163elegere. Unul vizibil, gros, etalat, ca fardurile pe un obraz de prostituat\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n Acum, s\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 explic umorul pentru oameni f\u0103r\u0103 umor. <\/p>\n M\u0103i, prieteni, ambele articole erau de sus\u0163inere a voastr\u0103. Pamfletul func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 \u00een felul urm\u0103tor: arat\u0103 absurdul unei situa\u0163ii fiind aparent de acord cu ea \u015fi aduc\u00e2nd aparente argumente, care arat\u0103 stupizenia pozi\u0163iei respective. Dac\u0103 tu reac\u0163ionezi la asta f\u0103c\u00e2nd crize de nervi, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163elegi nimic din nimic \u015fi c\u0103 mai mult ca sigur, ai copiat la toate examenele, pentru c\u0103 e statistic imposibil s\u0103 fii at\u00e2t de prost \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenmagazinezi at\u00e2ta informa\u0163ie. <\/p>\n \u015ei partea cea mai trist\u0103 e urm\u0103toarea: ambele pamflete sunt de calitate medie. A\u015fa-\u015fi a\u015fa. \u015eirul de comentarii sinistru de tembele de la breasla care st\u0103 \u015fase ani cu nasu-n c\u0103r\u0163oaie le transform\u0103 \u00een capodopere ale umorului. <\/p>\n \u015ei exact crizele pe care le face\u0163i \u00eendeamn\u0103 al\u0163i \u015fi al\u0163i satiri\u015fti s\u0103 abordeze tema. Mai pu\u0163in valul de simpatie din primele dou\u0103 pamflete. C\u00e2nd e\u015fti cretin \u015fi agresiv, mori cu dreptatea \u00een bra\u0163e. <\/p>\n \u015ei, nu, Ponta n-a zis nimic de genul \u0103sta. Dar tu e\u015fti liber s\u0103 spumegi pu\u0163in. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Al\u0103tur\u00e2ndu-se \u015firului de politicieni, dintre care cel mai vocal e Primarul General al Capitalei, Sorin Oprescu, Primul Ministru Victor Ponta a declarat \u00eentr-o conferin\u0163\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9693,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Ponta.jpeg?fit=425%2C425&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9691"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9696,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9691\/revisions\/9696"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}