{"id":970,"date":"2009-03-03T18:03:26","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T16:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=970"},"modified":"2009-03-03T18:03:26","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T16:03:26","slug":"si-bisonii-este-caini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-bisonii-este-caini\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei bi\u015fonii este c\u00e2ini"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 ce mi s-a semnalat c\u0103 lumea agreeaz\u0103 pove\u015ftile de genul <a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/20\/teoria-conspiratiei-universale\/\">\u0103steia<\/a>, a <a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/06\/discutie-reala-intre-trei-babe-in-metrou\/\">\u0103steia<\/a> sau a <a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/30\/in-tren\/\">\u0103steia<\/a>,  revin cu una mai pu\u0163in spectaculoas\u0103, dar ceva mai oripilant\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 pe mine m\u0103 \u00eenfioar\u0103 cel mai mult r\u0103utatea omeneasc\u0103 legitimat\u0103 prin purtare de uniform\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fadar, ca de obicei, metrou. <!--more--> La Muncii urc\u0103 o doamn\u0103 cu un bichonel adorabil, pufos \u015fi flocos ca o miori\u0163\u0103 laie-buc\u0103laie, cu un n\u0103suc curios \u015fi neast\u00e2mp\u0103rat, de-\u0163i venea s\u0103-l m\u0103n\u00e2nci.<\/p>\n<p>Se a\u015feaz\u0103 cu anim\u0103lu\u0163ul \u00een bra\u0163e, iar el se \u00eentinde \u00een poala ei, \u00eempung\u00e2ndu-i po\u015feta cu boticul \u015fi arunc\u00e2nd \u00een jur o privire mirat\u0103 de copil. Ea \u00eel m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie pe cap, absent\u0103, iar c\u0103\u0163elu\u015ful \u00ee\u015fi cuib\u0103re\u015fte capul \u00een palma ei. \u015ei brusc, se aude o voce de m\u00e2rlan cocalar:<\/p>\n<p>-Da&#8217; de ce n-ave\u0163i aicea botni\u0163\u0103 la animal?<br \/>\nGardianul metroului. Nu \u00eenc\u0103pea de bichonelul din bra\u0163ele femeii, pas\u0103mite.<br \/>\n-Dar, domnule&#8230;, \u00eencearc\u0103 femeia s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva.<br \/>\n-Nici un domnule, aici se c\u0103l\u0103tore\u015fte dup\u0103 reguli, nu dup\u0103 capul fiec\u0103ruia! \u015ei regulile zice c\u0103 dac\u0103 e c\u00e2ine, s\u0103 poarte botni\u0163\u0103!<br \/>\nBichonelul se uita la nenea cel mare \u015fi r\u0103u cu o privire uimit\u0103 \u015fi u\u015for speriat\u0103, de parc\u0103 s-ar fi temut c\u0103 \u0103la vrea s\u0103 \u00eel mu\u015fte.<br \/>\n-Haide, domnule, intervine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, nu vezi c\u0103 e un bi\u015fon? \u015ei nu vezi c\u0103 e cuminte?<br \/>\n-Da&#8217; ce dac\u0103 e bi\u015fon? Bi\u015fonii nu e tot c\u00e2ini? \u015ei regulile zice c\u0103 c\u00eeinii s\u0103 poarte botni\u0163\u0103! Unde e botni\u0163a? V\u0103 da\u0163i jos la sta\u0163ia care vine!<br \/>\n-Auzi, b\u0103! intervine un tip \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste. Da&#8217; p\u0103 tine de ce te las\u0103 Metrorexu&#8217; s\u0103 umbli f\u0103r\u0103 botni\u0163\u0103, dac\u0103 e\u015fti a\u015fa turbat?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Later edit: c\u00e2t de c\u00e2ine trebuie s\u0103 fii, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pui botni\u0163\u0103 pe o f\u0103ptur\u0103 care arat\u0103 a\u015fa:<\/p>\n<p><div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1v9CNZVyaUw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div><br \/>\n?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 ce mi s-a semnalat c\u0103 lumea agreeaz\u0103 pove\u015ftile de genul \u0103steia, a \u0103steia sau a \u0103steia, revin cu una mai pu\u0163in spectaculoas\u0103, dar&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}