De trei luni, \u0163inea regim. E mult spus regim, pentru c\u0103 avea voie o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de chestii, dar \u00een cantit\u0103\u0163i rezonabile. Ideea era s\u0103 se ab\u0163in\u0103 de la anumite chestii. Iar printre ele erau dulciurile. Depozite de f\u0103in\u0103, zah\u0103r \u015fi gr\u0103simi rele. Moartea pe \u015fine.
\n\u015etii c\u0103, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, te po\u0163i r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163a cu ceva bun, dac\u0103 vrei, i-a spus o prieten\u0103 medic. Ca s\u0103 nu ai senza\u0163ia c\u0103 te privezi.
\n\u015ei a intrat \u00een magazin s\u0103-\u015fi ia ceva bun, s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 senza\u0163ia c\u0103 se priveaz\u0103.
\nS-a oprit la frigiderele cu pr\u0103jituri. Ro\u015fii, galbene, cu ciocolat\u0103 luxuriant\u0103, cu fructe… Nimic. Cum nimic? Nimic. 7 lei una, \u00eemi iau trei grapefruits din banii \u0103\u015ftia. <\/p>\n
Apoi a \u00eencasat cu surprindere informa\u0163ia c\u0103 tocmai calcula valoarea pr\u0103jiturilor \u00een grefe. “Ce, m\u0103?” <\/p>\n
Nu, serios. De c\u00e2te abdomene ai nevoie s\u0103 dai jos una din astea? \u00eentreb\u0103 aceea\u015fi voce interioar\u0103. Aia cu grefele. <\/p>\n
OK, OK, bine. <\/p>\n
Se duse la raftul cu ciocolate. Unele erau chiar la reducere, 4 la pre\u0163 de 3. <\/p>\n
“Pur \u015fi simplu, nu-mi trebuie”, i se revel\u0103 cu surprindere.
\n“\u015ei cu ce te r\u0103sfe\u0163i, ca s\u0103 n-ai senza\u0163ia c\u0103 te privezi?” \u00eentreb\u0103 vocea interioar\u0103 care p\u0103rea setat\u0103 pe ton interogator.
\n“Cu alea trei grefe din paragraful de mai sus!” decise cump\u0103r\u0103torul.
\n\u015ei se duse la raionul “pia\u0163\u0103”. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 vreo secund\u0103 sentimentul c\u0103 pierde ceva. <\/p>\n
Ajuns acas\u0103, se log\u0103 pe Facebook. Cineva aflat \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103, \u00eentr-o \u0163ar\u0103 unde \u00eenc\u0103 era cald, postare un imens profiterol. Sub profiterol, comentarii cu “drool” \u015fi “sluuurp” p\u00e2n\u0103-n fund la taxatoare. Puse \u015fi el un “s\u0103 v\u0103 fie de bine”, mai mult de dragul persoanei dec\u00e2t de al dulcelui – nu, sincer, chiar nu-i spunea nimic. <\/p>\n
“Unde sunt eu, cel de alt\u0103dat\u0103, care \u00eenghi\u0163ea o Milka dintr-o suflare?” se \u00eentreb\u0103. “Bine c\u0103 eu cel de alt\u0103dat\u0103 am disp\u0103rut, \u00eenainte s\u0103 devin tanc sovietic”, se bucur\u0103 \u00een t\u0103cere.
\nApoi \u00eencepu s\u0103-\u015fi cojeasc\u0103 un grapefruit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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