Nu \u015ftiu exact pe ce cale \u015fi cum, dar am ajuns s\u0103 primesc zece mii de newslettere de la zece mii de siteuri de nutri\u0163ie, s\u0103n\u0103tate \u015fi virtute. Ei m\u0103 \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 porcul nu e legum\u0103, dar nici cartoful animal, \u015fi c\u0103 p\u0103scutul e un lucru frumos, mai ales c\u00e2nd e soare afar\u0103, c\u0103 altfel e noroi. Pe scurt, toate truismele p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. <\/p>\n
Azi \u00eens\u0103 am tras un r\u00e2s cu bulbuci, de mi-a dat lapte pe nas.
\nDou\u0103 newslettere. Primul intitulat: “De ce s\u0103 bei ap\u0103 la toate mesele”.
\nAl doilea: “De ce s\u0103 nu bei ap\u0103 \u00een timp ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci”. <\/p>\n
Unul sub altul. <\/p>\n
S\u0103 bei ap\u0103. Hidratarea e mama, tat\u0103l \u015fi trei bunici ai s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u0163ii. \u00cen plus, dac\u0103 bei ap\u0103, te saturi mai repede, zice primul. <\/p>\n
S\u0103 nu carecumva s\u0103 dea dracu’ cel cu dou\u0103 coarne s\u0103 bei ap\u0103 c\u00e2nd bagi la ghiozdan, pentru c\u0103 apa \u00ee\u0163i dilueaz\u0103 sucurile gastrice, nu mai digeri \u015fi mori de drum lung precum c\u00e2inele, zice al doilea. <\/p>\n
\u015ei dac\u0103 aveam newsletter \u015fi de la un site de fotomodele, sigur ar fi zis a\u015fa: “De ce s\u0103 bei ap\u0103 \u00ceN LOC DE toate mesele”. <\/p>\n
\u015ei abia atunci m-a\u015f fi \u00eencurcat \u00eengrozitor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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