Ieri, am constatat c\u0103 mailul meu personal, cel de yahoo, pe care nu l-am publicat pe net, se umpluse. 7000 de mailuri necitite!
\n\u015ei pe la dou\u0103 noaptea, m-am a\u015fternut pe \u015fters. <\/p>\n
Notific\u0103ri de Facebook, WordPress \u015fi Linkedin. Tone. De la un punct \u00eencolo am dat search cu Linkedin \u015fi v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-le frumos \u00een\u015firate una sub alta, am dat delete all. “Are you sure you want to delete these 894 messages?” You can bet your life! La Facebook erau mai pu\u0163ine pentru c\u0103 am setat pe “nu trimite mail dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 moare Zuckerberg”. \u00cenainte, m\u0103 informa la fiecare comentariu, fiecare mesaj privat \u015fi fiecare b\u0103\u015fin\u0103 dat\u0103 de \u0103ia de la close friends. Du-te, b\u0103, de-aici. Nu vreau s\u0103 fiu sclava ta sau ceva. <\/p>\n
O men\u0163iune special\u0103 merit\u0103 Twitter, care nu te deranjeaz\u0103 dec\u00e2t o dat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cu “ce-au mai scris \u0103ia pe care-i urm\u0103re\u015fti \u015fi c\u00e2teva sugestii de oameni pe care poate vrei s\u0103-i urm\u0103re\u015fti.” Amuzant e c\u0103 printre cei pe care eu \u00eei urm\u0103resc e \u015fi Stoya (madam din foto), o vedet\u0103 porno cu mult umor, pe care o citesc pentru lolz \u015fi Twitter m\u0103 \u00eembie: Sigur nu vrei s-o urm\u0103re\u015fti \u015fi pe Asa Akira? Dar pe Sasha Grey? Dar pe Faye Reagan? Twitter m\u0103 crede un onanist obsedat de feti\u0163e. Nope, Twitter, sunt fidea Stoyei p\u00e2n\u0103 la moarte.
\nNewsletterele de la televiziuni sunt o nou\u0103 b\u0103taie de cap. Pro TV le trimite de pe newsletter@protv.ro \u015fi info@protv.ro, deci din patru clickuri am terminat cu ele. Realitatea.Net e cea mai pervers\u0103. Are ni\u015fte adrese random-generated, ceva de genul no-reply@xiiliit.org \u015fi no-reply@alteliterelanimereala.org, ca s\u0103 te oblige s\u0103 \u015ftergi manual, unul c\u00e2te unul, 600 de mailuri. \u015ei mai \u015fi trimite c\u00e2te patru pe zi. Serios, Realitatea, e\u015fti abuziv\u0103. Acaparezi mailboxul omului ca r\u00e2ia. <\/p>\n
Antena 3 e cea mai decent\u0103. Un mail pe zi, de pe o singur\u0103 adres\u0103. Do you want to delete these 120 messages? Yes.
\nMai la vale \u00een mailbox, am descoperit c\u0103, odinioar\u0103, exista o chestie care se numea Acas\u0103 TV. Serios, acum un an, Acas\u0103 TV era o televiziune \u015fi trimitea newslettere. Cine ar fi crezut? <\/p>\n
Moment de turnat vin \u00een pahar \u015fi medita\u0163ie la c\u00e2t de irelevant\u0103 e televiziunea \u00een zilele noastre. Dac\u0103 s-ar fi \u00eenchis Pro-ul c\u00e2nd eram noi mici ar fi fost doliu na\u0163ional. Cu lum\u00e2n\u0103ri \u015fi jerbe de flori. “Nu te vom uita niciodat\u0103, fra\u0163ii Ionescu”. <\/p>\n
Apoi, au urmat tandre\u0163urile de demult. Doamne, ce client fidel Tina R. eram. \u015ei c\u00e2te mailuri \u00eemi trimiteau. Want to delete these 94 messages? DAA. Vai, Emag, ce poveste de amor cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i aveam. Want to delete these 103 messages? Da, b\u0103, da. <\/p>\n
Newslettere de la siteuri, cu nutri\u0163ie s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 \u015fi exerci\u0163ii minune, pe care nu le deschizi chiar acum c\u0103 ai treab\u0103, dar le deschizi tu mai \u00eencolo c\u00e2nd ai timp. Unele de la un site numit IVillage. Surprise-surprise, \u00eentre timp, IVillage s-a desfiin\u0163at. No such thing. Se pare c\u0103 dieta minune \u015fi exerci\u0163iile s\u0103n\u0103toase vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne de-a pururea un mister, ca biblioteca incendiat\u0103 din Alexandria. <\/p>\n
\u015ei tot \u015fterg\u00e2nd eu a\u015fa, am ajuns \u00een punctul \u0103la \u00eenduio\u015f\u0103tor \u015fi nespus de uman \u00een care am descoperit ceva de mult uitat. B\u0103. \u015etia\u0163i c\u0103 \u00eentr-o vreme, demuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuult, mailul era folosit de fiin\u0163e umane, ca s\u0103 comunice idei \u015fi sentimente? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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