Drag\u0103 Internet, <\/p>\n
La scurt timp dup\u0103 ce am \u00eenfiin\u0163at butona\u015ful de donate prin paypal, m-am sim\u0163it absolut cople\u015fit\u0103 de valul de dragoste pe care mi l-a\u0163i ar\u0103tat mul\u0163i dintre voi. \u015ei e minunat. \u00cen fond, eu \u0163in acest blog ca pe o surs\u0103 gratuit\u0103 de umor zilnic. Cu c\u00e2t el \u00eemi aduce mai mult, cu at\u00e2t eu sunt mai motivat\u0103 s\u0103 caut subiecte \u015fi s\u0103 le construiesc \u00eentr-un mod amuzant. <\/p>\n
\u00cen ultima vreme, de\u015fi media de 4000 – 5000 de unici pe zi e constant\u0103, nivelul generozit\u0103\u0163ii a cam sc\u0103zut \u015fi asta m-ar putea face s\u0103 reac\u0163ionez ca o pizd\u0103 melodramatic\u0103: “Internet, e cazul s\u0103 vorbim despre rela\u0163ia noastr\u0103.” (Privire grav\u0103 de primadon\u0103 \u00een mizerie.) “Internet, tu m\u0103 mai iube\u015fti?” <\/p>\n
Dar pentru c\u0103 nu am talente de pizd\u0103 melodramatic\u0103, o lu\u0103m altfel: <\/p>\n
Ultramega hiper superofert\u0103. Numai s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta! <\/p>\n
Eu de obicei m\u0103 bag s\u0103 scriu un articol solicitat de cineva pentru o sum\u0103 care \u00eencepe la 100 de euro \u015fi, \u00een func\u0163ie de complexitatea document\u0103rii, cre\u015fte. Pentru c\u0103 scrisul nu e pachet de semin\u0163e, s\u0103-l vinzi pe 50 de bani, iar presa rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 e \u00een halul \u00een care e doar pentru c\u0103 o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de agarici \u00ee\u015fi v\u00e2nd serviciile pe 50 de bani \u015fi fac munc\u0103 de 50 de bani. <\/p>\n
Dar numai s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta, c\u0103 e bectuscul \u015fi altele asemenea, ai ocazia, dac\u0103 donezi 50 de euro (sau mai mult) s\u0103 \u00eemi propui un subiect. Dac\u0103 vrei, te men\u0163ionez ca “subiectul lu’ Cutare Cut\u0103rescu”, dac\u0103 e\u015fti genul care tace \u015fi ac\u0163ioneaz\u0103, pot s\u0103 m\u0103 fac c\u0103 a fost ideea mea. <\/p>\n
Superoferta se \u00eenchide duminic\u0103 la 20.00. Subiectele se trateaz\u0103 dup\u0103, \u00een ordinea intr\u0103rii \u00een scen\u0103, unul pe zi. <\/p>\n
V\u0103 a\u015ftept. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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