Chiar dac\u0103 proiectul de teatru dans Aficionados s-a tergiversat pu\u0163in, pentru c\u0103 am bolit cu r\u00e2ndul, am reluat lucrul la el in full force and vigour. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 spa\u0163iul unde repetam \u00eenainte e \u00een renovare, dl. rector Adrian Titieni ne-a primit cu bun\u0103tatea specific\u0103 \u00een UNATC. <\/p>\n
Apropo, s\u0103 mai prind pe careva din list\u0103 c\u0103-l \u00eenjur\u0103 pe Titieni, c\u0103-l trec Dun\u0103rea pe un pod de mui. Omul e bun\u0103voin\u0163a personificat\u0103. \u015ei dac\u0103 poate s\u0103 fac\u0103 un bine unor arti\u015fti – arti\u015fti, adic\u0103 oameni pe care-i vede dornici de munc\u0103, nu de \u0163\u0103\u0163eal\u0103, \u00eel face. Din pur\u0103 bun\u0103tate. Restul e b\u00e2rf\u0103, zvon, \u015fu\u015fanea. <\/p>\n
A\u015fa, \u015fi de c\u00e2teva zile lucr\u0103m \u00een UNATC cu drag \u015fi spor, c\u00e2nd i-a venit lui Florin – colegul meu de distribu\u0163ie \u015fi chin, responsabilul cu partea de coregrafie – ideea s\u0103-mi creeze un moment cu sfoar\u0103.
\n-\u0102\u0103\u0103, dar eu nu m\u0103 \u015ftiu cu sfoara \u015fi cu \u015fpagatul.
\n-Nici o problem\u0103. Faci cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u015ei de ieri am \u00eenceput exerci\u0163ii de cr\u0103cire.
\nAcum, e de precizat c\u0103 avem o rela\u0163ie ciudat\u0103. \u00cen lume, \u00een cercuri de prieteni, \u00een ora\u015f, sau chiar \u00eentre noi \u00een condi\u0163ii normale, ne vorbim frumos, ca dou\u0103 persoane cu educa\u0163ie. C\u00e2nd lucr\u0103m, zici c\u0103 suntem cei mai mari du\u015fmani. <\/p>\n
\u015ei, ca parte a exerci\u0163iilor de cr\u0103cire, \u00eempingea de picioarele mele, \u015fi urla. <\/p>\n
-Deschide, f\u0103!
\n-Nu mai pot, doare!!
\n-\u015etiu c\u0103 doare, f\u0103, c\u0103 am trecut pe acolo. Deschide! Relaxeaz\u0103, \u00een pula mea. Dac\u0103 stai tensionat\u0103, n-am ce s\u0103-\u0163i fac!!
\n-Auuuu!
\n-F\u0103, nu mai urla c\u0103-\u0163i fut una. Deschide \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 supor\u0163i durerea! <\/p>\n
\u00cen fa\u0163a u\u015fii s-a creat o fo\u015fg\u0103ial\u0103 foarte animat\u0103. <\/p>\n
-Cred c\u0103 avem fanclub.
\n-Nu conteaz\u0103. Hai, relaxeaz\u0103 musculatura aia, s\u0103 mai c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103m un centimetru.
\n-Aaaaaaaaaaaa! scot eu un \u0163ip\u0103t din ad\u00e2ncurile sufletului. <\/p>\n
Se aude o b\u0103taie discret\u0103 la u\u015f\u0103, intr\u0103 un cet\u0103\u0163ean congestionat \u015fi profund tulburat.
\n-M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, am venit s\u0103… verific aerul condi\u0163ionat. <\/p>\n
Ne vede c\u0103 de fapt eram \u00een costume de mi\u015fcare \u015fi nu f\u0103ceam nimic din ceea ce p\u0103rea, a\u015fa c\u0103 arunc\u0103 o privire de form\u0103 spre aerul condi\u0163ionat \u015fi iese. <\/p>\n
-Hai, f\u0103, relaxeaz\u0103 o dat\u0103, c\u0103 n-avem toat\u0103 ziua.
\n-Auuuuu! Cum pula calului s\u0103 relaxez c\u00e2nd doare de-mi ies ochii? AUUUUUU!
\n-Dac\u0103 mai \u0163ipi o dat\u0103, te rup \u00een dou\u0103, s\u0103 ai motive s\u0103 \u0163ipi.
\n-AUUUUUUUUUUU!
\n-A\u015fa, f\u0103, simte-o, c\u0103 tot ai tu gura mare! <\/p>\n
Alt\u0103 b\u0103taie \u00een u\u015f\u0103, alt tip congestionat.
\n-\u0102\u0103\u0103, m\u0103 scuza\u0163i, am gre\u015fit sala. <\/p>\n
\u00cen fa\u0163a u\u015fii, era deja forfot\u0103, de parc\u0103 s-ar fi \u00eenfiin\u0163at Fr\u0103\u0163ia Secret\u0103 a Ascult\u0103torilor Prin Perete, sau ceva. <\/p>\n
-Ahaha, se prinde Florin, \u0103\u015ftia au impresia c\u0103 ne-o tragem barbar. Pauz\u0103 cinci minute. <\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
\u00cen dou\u0103 minute, ies eu pe hol s\u0103-mi iau ap\u0103 de la dozator. Lini\u015fte \u015fi mult\u0103 pace. <\/p>\n
-Gata, ni s-a risipit fanclubul. Sic transit gloria mundi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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