M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 un b\u0103iat \u00eentr-un mesaj privat ce seriale \u00eemi plac.<\/p>\n
Sincer? Nici unele. \u00centr-o vreme, c\u00e2nd aveam televizor, m\u0103 uitam la Seinfeld. \u00cemi pl\u0103cea dintr-un singur motiv: dac\u0103 ratai un episod, nu pierdeai nimic din poveste. <\/p>\n
Da, bine, nici la telenovelele preferate ale bunic\u0103-tii nu pierdeai cine \u015ftie ce din poveste, pentru c\u0103 trei sferturi din episod erau: c\u00e2te un accident care i se \u00eent\u00e2mpla unui erou \u015fi celelalte personaje discut\u00e2nd accidentul pe toate p\u0103r\u0163ile. Te duceai la facultate, trecea semestrul, veneai acas\u0103 \u015fi-\u0163i c\u0103deau ochii pe ecran \u015fi \u00een trei minute te prindeai cine a divor\u0163at, cine s-a \u00eensurat, \u015fi cine a murit. <\/p>\n
De c\u00e2nd am renun\u0163at complet la TV, singurele chestii pe care m\u0103 uit pe net sunt filmele de p\u00e2n\u0103-n dou\u0103 ore. Nu m\u0103 pasioneaz\u0103 s\u0103-mi petrec un weekend cu sezonul al nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2telea al nu \u015ftiu c\u0103rui serial, \u015fi, oric\u00e2t de seduc\u0103tor ar fi un protagonist, nu m\u0103 pot \u00eendr\u0103gosti at\u00e2t de tare \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 intereseze zile \u00een \u015fir ce face \u015fi cum demoleaz\u0103 intrigile adversarului. <\/p>\n
Iar tergivers\u0103rile clasice de serial m\u0103 pierd f\u0103r\u0103 urme. Simt impulsul s\u0103 v\u0103d cine ce a mai zis pe Facebook, cine ce a mai aberat pe Twitter, s\u0103 mai dobor un record la un joc, s\u0103 fac altceva. <\/p>\n
A\u015fa cum, de exemplu, n-a\u015f suporta s\u0103 scriu continu\u0103ri la c\u0103r\u0163i. <\/p>\n
\u0162ine probabil de modul de raportare al omului la materialul fictiv. <\/p>\n
\u0162in minte, c\u00e2nd eram copil, mergea la TV o telenovel\u0103 cu un tip sexy, profesor, care avea o logodnic\u0103 bun\u0103 \u015fi iubitoare de v\u00e2rsta lui \u015fi o elev\u0103 pervers\u0103 de 17 ani care ie\u015fea din toate vestiarele \u00een chilo\u0163i \u015fi sutien, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd s\u0103 i se \u00eenfig\u0103 \u00een statutul civil. \u0162in minte cum toate gospodinele din fa\u0163a blocului o porc\u0103iau pe pi\u0163ipoanc\u0103, de parc\u0103 ar fi atentat la al lor, \u015fi examinau critic cum cedeaz\u0103 lent tipul avansurilor \u0103leia, cu o exasperare de ziceai c\u0103 le las\u0103 b\u0103rbatul pe ele cu trei copii mici. Pe scurt, oamenii care se uit\u0103 la seriale au nevoie de substituturi ale realit\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi de eroi “cu care s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103”. E genul de pasiune specific\u0103 suporterilor fotbalului. Genul de pasiune care nu m\u0103 caracterizeaz\u0103. <\/p>\n
Eu v\u0103d \u015fi \u00een film, \u015fi \u00een literatur\u0103, forme de art\u0103. Nu zic c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 vad\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea ce v\u0103d eu; nu s\u0103ri\u0163i. Vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d un concept artistic \u015fi un mod creativ \u015fi original de tratare a respectivului concept. Vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d o capodoper\u0103 \u00eenchegat\u0103 \u015fi artistic construit\u0103, unde twisturile nu sunt la futu-i m\u0103-sa, ci orchestrate dramaturgic cu m\u0103iestrie. \u015ei da, p\u00e2n\u0103-n dou\u0103 ore. Vreau s\u0103 privesc distant un film \u015fi s\u0103-l admir ca execu\u0163ie, nu s\u0103 \u0163in cu personajele lui. <\/p>\n
\u015ei vreau s\u0103-l consum dintr-o dat\u0103, la o singur\u0103 rund\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ridic. A\u015fa cum fac \u015fi cu c\u0103r\u0163ile. Sau le citesc dintr-o suflare, sau le abandonez. Apelul la r\u0103bdarea mea de cititor \/ spectator pic\u0103 mereu pe teren steril. \u0162ine-m\u0103 \u00een priz\u0103 sau mar\u015f la cote\u0163. \u015ei nu, nu m\u0103 \u0163ii \u00een priz\u0103 am\u00e2n\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 pe m\u00e2ine. “Stai s\u0103 vezi m\u00e2ine ce se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een genialul nostru serial”. Azi sau niciodat\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine \u00eemi piere orice curiozitate. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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