{"id":9807,"date":"2018-09-25T10:00:26","date_gmt":"2018-09-25T07:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9807"},"modified":"2018-09-25T10:13:55","modified_gmt":"2018-09-25T07:13:55","slug":"argumentul-uratenie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/argumentul-uratenie\/","title":{"rendered":"Argumentul ur\u00e2\u0163enie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Exist\u0103 o form\u0103 de prostie masculin\u0103 care \u00eemi face stomacul s\u0103 se str\u00e2ng\u0103. Mai ales atunci c\u00e2nd e manifestat\u0103 de b\u0103rba\u0163i care au oarecare preten\u0163ii de inteligen\u0163\u0103. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, \u00ee\u015fi mai scoate c\u0103p\u015forul la iveal\u0103 \u015fi de fiecare dat\u0103 simt nevoia s\u0103-i r\u0103spund cu un pumn \u00een frez\u0103.
\n\u015ei asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd ace\u015fti b\u0103rba\u0163i “desfiin\u0163eaz\u0103” un text, o fotografie, o ac\u0163iune a unei femei cu argumentul “Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 e ur\u00e2t\u0103…”<\/p>\n

S\u0103 ne \u00een\u0163elegem. Nu e vorba c\u0103 femeia categorisit\u0103 drept ur\u00e2t\u0103 a venit la ei \u015fi le-a propus sex f\u0103r\u0103 prezervativ. Asta, probabil, ar fi fost ok. Oric\u00e2t ar fi de ur\u00e2t\u0103, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t nu te arat\u0103 pe strad\u0103 \u015fi nu-\u0163i cere pensie alimentar\u0103, merge. Te lauzi tu c\u0103 “n-a\u015f f*** pe asta nici cu tractorul comunei”, dar dac\u0103 exact ur\u00e2ta aia se \u00eentoarce spre tine \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i spune f\u0103r\u0103 ironie c\u0103 e dispus\u0103, te bagi. Am fost constant uimit\u0103 s\u0103 aflu cu ce specimene au fost dispu\u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 trebu\u015foara ceea c\u00e2\u0163iva dintre cei mai atr\u0103g\u0103tori tipi pe care-i cunosc.<\/p>\n

Dar, s\u0103 nu divaghez: singurul moment \u00een care un b\u0103rbat ar avea dreptul s\u0103 spun\u0103 dezgustat despre o femeie c\u0103 e prea ur\u00e2t\u0103 e \u0103la \u00een care ea i se uit\u0103 \u00een ochi \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: Te f*\u0163i?<\/p>\n

Nu, nu m\u0103 f*t, c\u0103 e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103 ca limba rus\u0103.<\/p>\n

(N-o s\u0103 spun\u0103 nici un b\u0103rbat vreodat\u0103.)
\nMai e \u015fi momentul \u00een care el e jurat la Miss Univers, dar nu se pune, pentru c\u0103 jura\u0163ii la Miss Univers sunt gay cu to\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

\u00cen rest, argumentele de tip “dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 e ur\u00e2t\u0103 mai \u015fi pune poze pe Facebook \/ poart\u0103 fust\u0103 scurt\u0103 \/ scrie articole de opinie \/ bea whisky \/ voteaz\u0103 \/ trece strada” se lovesc de infrac\u0163iunea de penibil \u015fi uz de penibil.<\/p>\n

Nici o femeie nu are obliga\u0163ia fa\u0163\u0103 de Univers s\u0103 plac\u0103 cu tot dinadinsul. Poate s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 plac\u0103, \u00een anumite contexte, anumitor oameni. \u00cen rest, \u00ee\u015fi poate permite un cur c\u00e2t Asia, \u0163\u00e2\u0163e cu care m\u0103tur\u0103 pe jos, celulit\u0103 c\u00e2t o livad\u0103 de portocali, nas c\u00e2t turnul din Pisa (de str\u00e2mb, vreau s\u0103 zic) \u015fi, indiferent de toate astea, s\u0103 scrie ce vrea ea, s\u0103 umble cum vrea ea, s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce vrea ea. Regula fiind: nu-\u0163i cere de m\u00e2ncare? Nici nu e\u015fti \u00een raporturi intime cu ea? Nu \u00eei acorzi tu permisiuni ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi ce nu.<\/p>\n

“Dar, tu, Lorena, le spui constant \u0103stora c\u0103-s ur\u00e2\u0163i ca ciuma bubonic\u0103.”<\/p>\n

Niciodat\u0103 unuia care las\u0103 \u015fi el o opinie politicoas\u0103 \u015fi pertinent\u0103 pe tem\u0103. Unicele contexte \u00een care spun: “Nu te ui\u0163i, b\u0103, la tine, c\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i de parc\u0103 ai fi murit acum un an \u015fi au uitat \u0103\u015ftia s\u0103 te \u00eenhumeze dup\u0103 datina str\u0103bun\u0103” e dac\u0103 \u0103la \u00eencepe prin a m\u0103 agasa cu apropouri. \u00cen rest, treaba lui cum arat\u0103, treaba lui ce face la cum arat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu, perceputa ur\u00e2\u0163enie a unei femei nu e contraargument la p\u0103rerea ei. Nu-i anihileaz\u0103 pertinen\u0163a unui punct de vedere sau abilitatea de a face ceva mai bine dec\u00e2t tine. Dar faptul c\u0103 \u00eencerci s-o comba\u0163i prin “e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103 \/ e ur\u00e2t\u0103” tinde s\u0103 sugereze despre tine c\u0103 nu ai un comeback mai inteligent.<\/p>\n

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