Merg eu agale spre treburile mele c\u00e2nd, de pe o alee de parc, \u00eemi ies \u00een cale dou\u0103 doamne. Una mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, plimb\u00e2nd un cu\u0163ulic\u0103 mic, dimensiunea de po\u015fet\u0103, \u015fi una t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, plimb\u00e2nd un ciob\u0103nesc imens. Discut\u0103 cordial, doamna matur\u0103 o \u015ftie pe t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 de mic\u0103 \u015fi are sfaturi de dat despre orice, de la ciorba de pui \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la pozi\u0163iile ideale de sex pe ciclu.
\nC\u00e2nd, subit, uria\u0219ul ciob\u0103nesc se tr\u00e2nte\u015fte cu curu’ pe mijloc de trotuar \u015fi st\u0103.
\n-Jimmy!
\nJimmy nimic.
\n-Hai, Jimmy, pui mic, s\u0103 mergem acas\u0103.
\nJimmy o ignor\u0103 regal pe st\u0103p\u00e2na lui. Ea \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 trag\u0103 de el.
\n-Haide, m\u0103, Jimmy, nu fi m\u0103gar.
\nBa da, Jimmy vrea s\u0103 fie m\u0103gar. Se a\u015feaz\u0103 bine de tot \u015fi se uit\u0103 sfid\u0103tor \u00een jur. Logic c\u0103 fata nici nu-l urne\u015fte.
\nSt\u0103 doamna mai \u00een etate ce st\u0103, apoi zice:
\n-Viorico, mergi pe m\u00e2na mea?
\n-Merg, ce s\u0103 fac?
\n-Ia d\u0103-i tu drumul lui Jimmy \u015fi vino cu mine \u00een pas gr\u0103bit.
\n-\u015ei dac\u0103 \u00eel pierdem?
\n-Dac\u0103 \u00eel pierdem, r\u0103spund eu. Haide. Dar fii c\u00e2t se poate de hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103.
\n\u015ei Viorica \u00eei d\u0103 drumul lui Jimmy, o ia pe doamn\u0103 de bra\u0163 \u015fi porne\u015fte repede \u00een direc\u0163ia spre care mergeau oricum.
\nJimmy mai st\u0103 pu\u0163in, ezitant, apoi se ridic\u0103 \u015fi o rupe la fug\u0103 dup\u0103 ele. <\/p>\n
Iar eu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cu admira\u0163ie c\u0103 madam n-a trecut prin via\u0163\u0103 degeaba. Ce bine merge tactica asta \u015fi la b\u0103rba\u0163i. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Merg eu agale spre treburile mele c\u00e2nd, de pe o alee de parc, \u00eemi ies \u00een cale dou\u0103 doamne. Una mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, plimb\u00e2nd...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9827,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sweet-3"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jimmy.jpg?fit=645%2C380&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9826"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17243,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9826\/revisions\/17243"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}