Seara e deja frig \u00een perioada asta a anului, iar sufletul meu trage la ceai. Am o colec\u0163ie destul de mare de arome, combina\u0163ii, versiuni, iar cea mai frumoas\u0103 faz\u0103 e c\u0103, de c\u00e2nd am inventat o cutie mare \u00een locul celor micu\u0163e \u00een care st\u0103teau grupate c\u00e2te 20, plicule\u0163ele \u015fi-au pierdut identitatea. Bine, except\u00e2ndu-le pe cele branduite frumos, de la Lipton \u015fi Earl Grey. Dar am o voluptate deosebit\u0103 s\u0103-mi arunc \u00een apa fierbinte un plicule\u0163 care nu spune nimic despre sine \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103d ce se petrece.
\nAlalt\u0103ieri am nimerit ceva fin, cu arom\u0103 discret\u0103 de vanilie \u015fi not\u0103 principal\u0103 de ceai verde. Ieri cred c\u0103 am nimerit un Antiadipos, c\u0103 mi-am petrecut jum\u0103tate de noapte tron\u00e2nd. Dar \u015fi antiadiposul c\u0103p\u0103tase un parfum delicat de portocale \u015fi l\u0103m\u00e2i, pentru c\u0103 se amestecase, cred, printre ni\u015fte Liptoane, deci a fost cea mai rafinat\u0103 c\u0103care \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat\u0103 din via\u0163a mea.
\nAnticipez deja cu voluptate cum, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103, din ceai o s\u0103-mi r\u0103sar\u0103 djinnul lui Aladdin s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103-mi \u00eempline\u015fte toate dorin\u0163ele. Iar eu o s\u0103-i cer s\u0103 am un covor zbur\u0103tor, s\u0103 m\u0103 teleporteze instant unde am treab\u0103, \u015fi neap\u0103rat, darul invizibilit\u0103\u0163ii.
\n“Invizibilitate de tot sau din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd?”
\n“Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, dac\u0103 se poate. Preferabil c\u00e2nd trec idio\u0163i pe o raz\u0103 de minimum jum\u0103tate de kilometru.”
\n“P\u0103i asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 de tot”, o s\u0103 zic\u0103 djinnul, “odat\u0103 c\u0103 idio\u0163ii-s mul\u0163i \u015fi, dou\u0103 la m\u00e2n\u0103, chiar \u015fi cei mai de\u015ftep\u0163i oameni au momentele lor de idio\u0163enie.”
\n“Bine, d\u0103-mi telecomand\u0103 pe invizibilitate”.
\nLa urm\u0103torul ceai, o s\u0103 m\u0103 cuprind\u0103 o poft\u0103 nebun\u0103 s\u0103 fac Formula 1 cu covoare. \u015ei to\u0163i Aladdinii o s\u0103 se bage, c\u0103 a\u015fa-s Aladdinii, competitivi. Unde e loc de m\u0103surat pu\u0163a, care o are mai lung\u0103 \u015fi mai groas\u0103, hopa \u015fi ei. Iar din zborul supersonic al covorului meu, o s\u0103 pierd telecomanda de invizibilitate \u015fi o s\u0103 o \u00eenghit\u0103 un rechin.
\nPartea bun\u0103 va fi c\u0103 \u0103la nu va digera telecomanda mea; partea proast\u0103 va fi c\u0103 se va ap\u0103sa la nimereal\u0103 prin p\u00e2ntecele lui gigantice.
\n\u015ei a\u015fa se va explica faptul c\u0103 dispar pe nepus\u0103 mas\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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