Ieri, printre altele, am consolat o prieten\u0103 pe capul c\u0103reia se oplo\u015fise un cretin h\u0103r\u0163uitor, pe Internet. I-am explicat pe lung \u015fi pe lat cum s\u0103-l ia, ce s\u0103-i spun\u0103 \u015fi mai ales, cu c\u00e2t\u0103 dexteritate s\u0103-i dea block dac\u0103 \u0103la nu pricepe c\u0103 ea n-a fost conceput\u0103 de Dumnezeu pentru satisfacerea instinctelor lui de bully. <\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00een timp ce f\u0103ceam asta, mi s-a revelat c\u00e2t de diferit acuz\u0103 femeile \u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163ii. <\/p>\n
Femeia: “Azi, boul \u0103la iar mi-a dat cinci mesaje \u00een jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \/ Boul \u0103la iar a \u00eenceput s\u0103 bea \u015fi n-avem ce pune pe mas\u0103 \/ Boul \u0103la iar…<\/p>\n
Pe scurt, femeile acuz\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163i care le fac ceva. Concret. Fie c\u0103-s pu\u0163e care nu pricep nicicum c\u0103 nu-s binevenite, so\u0163i abuzivi, colegi de munc\u0103 neserio\u015fi, ideea e c\u0103 dac\u0103 femeia acuz\u0103 un b\u0103rbat, acuz\u0103 o fapt\u0103 care i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ei. <\/p>\n
Sau, uneori, acuz\u0103 o fapt\u0103 care nu i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat: B\u0103, \u015fi m-a chemat boul \u0103la la film, la el acas\u0103. \u015ei m-am dus \u00een cea mai scurt\u0103 rochie, iar prostul n-a f\u0103cut fix nimic. Noi chiar ne-am uitat la film, de parc\u0103 n-a\u015f avea \u015fi eu netflix acas\u0103. OK, unde se ajunge, mai nou trebuie s\u0103 ne futem singure? <\/p>\n
“\u015ei ce, nu e logic s\u0103 acuz\u0103m oameni care ne fac \/ nu ne fac chestii?”, o s\u0103 \u00eentrebe aproximativ toate femeile, citind asta. <\/p>\n
Ba daaa, sta\u0163i lini\u015ftite. Sta\u0163i s\u0103 vede\u0163i cum acuz\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii. <\/p>\n
“B\u0103, ce strident se \u00eembrac\u0103 femeile astea!”
\n“A\u015fa, \u015fi? \u00ce\u0163i cer \u0163ie bani de haine stridente?”
\n“Nu, normal.”
\n“\u015ei atunci? De ce ar fi problema ta?”
\n“D\u0103-le dracu’ de curve, nu le vezi cum sunt?”
\n“Cred c\u0103 n-ai auzit \u00eentrebarea mea. DE CE AR FI PROBLEMA TA? Ur\u0103sc oamenii care m\u0103 pun s\u0103 repet o \u00eentrebare, pentru c\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 le pun cu motiv.”
\n“P\u0103i este, pentru c\u0103 le v\u0103d”.
\n“Z\u0103u? \u015ei dac\u0103 vin la tine c\u00e2teva femei s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 analiz\u0103 de look, cum ar fi?”
\n“Da’ ce treab\u0103 au ele?”
\n“Exact. Da’ ce treab\u0103 ai tu?” <\/p>\n
Sau:
\n“Mam\u0103, toate pizdele-s la mall \u015fi sparg bani!”
\n“C\u00e2te pizde sponsorizezi tu la mall?”
\n“Eu???? Vezi s\u0103 nu.”
\n“\u015ei atunci de ce face grija amor cu tine ce fac oamenii cu propriii lor bani?”
\n(B\u00e2iguial\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 sens.) <\/p>\n
Cu alte cuvinte, b\u0103rba\u0163ii acuz\u0103 femei care nu au nici o treab\u0103 cu ei, care nu le datoreaz\u0103 nimic, care nu ar avea de ce s\u0103 accepte sugestii de la ei \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n
\u015ei eu zic c\u0103 \u0103sta e ciclul unui nou: “\u015etii ce face boul \u0103la?”. <\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu am \u00eent\u00e2lnit femeia care s\u0103 \u00eencaseze cu pl\u0103cere presiune de la un necunoscut. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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