{"id":9888,"date":"2018-10-12T10:00:48","date_gmt":"2018-10-12T07:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9888"},"modified":"2018-10-12T02:40:49","modified_gmt":"2018-10-11T23:40:49","slug":"aspirina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/aspirina\/","title":{"rendered":"Aspirina"},"content":{"rendered":"

Farmacie cochet\u0103, discret p\u0103zit\u0103 de un maimu\u0163oi masiv, la intersec\u0163ia dintre urangutan \u015fi goril\u0103. Tot ce e la vedere e concern str\u0103in, ambalaj lucios, dermatocosmetic, cu multe cuvinte \u00een limba francez\u0103. Bolnavul se bucur\u0103. Era o singur\u0103 persoan\u0103 la coad\u0103, \u00een fa\u0163a lui.
\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, a\u015f avea nevoie de aspirin\u0103.
\n-Sigur vre\u0163i aspirin\u0103, sau vre\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u0163i un produs mai complex?
\n-Doamn\u0103…
\n-Uite, avem un produs german, Aspir-Vitamine, care pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 aspirin\u0103, mai con\u0163ine doza zilnic\u0103 de vitamine pentru organismul dumneavoastr\u0103. Nu cost\u0103 dec\u00e2t 66 de lei \u015fi 70 de bani. Mai avem un produs nou din Olanda, care pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 aspirin\u0103 con\u0163ine extracte de echinacea, ginkgo biloba, mu\u015fe\u0163el \u015fi paula calului, la modestul pre\u0163 de 45 de lei.
\n-Dar aspirin\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, normal\u0103, la maximum 10 lei ave\u0163i?
\n-Avem mai multe produse denumite aspirin\u0103 \u015fi de asemenea produse care au con\u0163inut de aspirin\u0103. Depinde ce dori\u0163i. Chiar s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 ne-a venit un produs de plante, subliniez, sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 natural, care are toate efectele aspirinei, f\u0103r\u0103 cele secundare, desigur.
\n-Ais\u0103mbag. Doamn\u0103, aspirin\u0103 obi\u015fnuit\u0103, clasic\u0103, la folie lung\u0103 alb\u0103, c\u00e2te dou\u0103 boabe, ave\u0163i?
\n-Nu \u015ftiu ce considera\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 obi\u015fnuit. Avem un nou produs importat din Marea Bri…
\n-Gata!!! M\u0103 duc s\u0103 mor acas\u0103. Sau s\u0103 las r\u0103ceala s\u0103 se trateze singur\u0103. Nu mai suport!
\nFarmacista cl\u0103tin\u0103 dezaprobator din cap \u015fi-l privi pe urm\u0103torul client:
\n-Spune\u0163i.
\n-Eu a\u015f fi vrut Diclofenac, dar l\u0103sa\u0163i-m\u0103 s\u0103 ghicesc, ave\u0163i o multitudine de produse importate \u015fi importante, nu?
\n-P\u0103i, s\u0103 v\u0103 spun.
\n-OK, de asta m\u0103 temeam. Dar un calmant care s\u0103 m\u0103 sus\u0163in\u0103 pe timpul discu\u0163iei ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n

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