{"id":9949,"date":"2015-10-19T15:55:06","date_gmt":"2015-10-19T15:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9949"},"modified":"2015-10-19T16:26:31","modified_gmt":"2015-10-19T16:26:31","slug":"scrisoare-deschisa-pentru-tarleti-agramati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/scrisoare-deschisa-pentru-tarleti-agramati\/","title":{"rendered":"Scrisoare deschis\u0103 pentru t\u00e2rle\u0163i agrama\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"

Expunere de motive: Vreau neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fiu eficient\u0103 cu timpul meu. \u015ei nu voi mai sta s\u0103 aplic c\u00e2te o pul\u0103 de negru personalizat\u0103 fiec\u0103rei categorii de idiot care alege s\u0103 m\u0103 streseze. Le scriu generic c\u00e2te o scrisoare deschis\u0103 \u00een func\u0163ie de tipologie: t\u00e2rlete agramat care are impresia c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 rom\u00e2n\u0103, t\u00e2rlete libidinos care are impresia c\u0103 m\u0103 aga\u0163\u0103, avocatul prostului care are impresia c\u0103 m\u0103 cumin\u0163e\u015fte mustr\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 peste hoitul vreunui dobitoc \u015fi tot a\u015fa. \u015ei c\u00e2nd \u00eencepe un nou exponent al numitei categorii s\u0103 m\u0103 streseze, \u00eei dau link la scrisoarea deschis\u0103. Pricepe? Bine. Nu pricepe? Block direct. <\/em><\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme s-au \u00eenmul\u0163it puri\u015ftii care m\u0103 freac\u0103 la melodioar\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 joc cu cuvinte \u00een englez\u0103 – cu “puns” \u00een englez\u0103, that is – azi \u00eencepem cu scrisoarea destinat\u0103 t\u00e2rletelui agramat. <\/p>\n

B\u0103i, c\u0103cat cu ochi, <\/p>\n

\u00centr-o zi f\u0103r\u0103 lumin\u0103 din via\u0163a ta, a dat demonul Internetului s\u0103 te oplo\u015fe\u015fti peste mine \u015fi s\u0103-mi iei nervii la tocat pentru c\u0103, \u00een noti\u0163ele pe care mi le cite\u015fti moca pe net – deci nu ai de ce s\u0103 faci nazuri legate de con\u0163inut – ai g\u0103sit jocuri de cuvinte \u00een englez\u0103. Pe PROPRIUL meu wall, pe PROPRIA mea tarla, unde \u00eentr-o lume ideal\u0103 n-ai avea ce s\u0103 cau\u0163i, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 mai faci \u015fi figuri. <\/p>\n

B\u0103i, c\u0103cat cu ochi,
\nTe califici tu s\u0103 vii, cu rom\u00e2na ta aproximativ\u0103, plin\u0103 cu termeni impropriu folosi\u0163i, cratime evazive, dac\u0103 nu chiar eluzive, cu punctele de suspensie folosite pe post de idei, pentru c\u0103, \u015ftim, prostul e incapabil s\u0103 articuleze dou\u0103 propozi\u0163ii f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i dea mintea fail – iar fail e redat grafic prin puncte-puncte – te califici tu s\u0103 \u00eemi spui mie cum s\u0103 scriu? <\/p>\n

Faptul c\u0103 m\u0103 joc cu cuvinte \u00een englez\u0103 e, prostul pulii, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu rom\u00e2na suficient de bine \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-mi permit. Am scris c\u0103r\u0163i, am scris articole mari, am scris piese de teatru. De obicei, cine s-a uitat peste \u015ftie exact la ce nivel m\u00e2nuiesc eu limba rom\u00e2n\u0103. Nu simt nevoia s\u0103 fac expozeu de talent \u00eentr-o noti\u0163\u0103 moca pe Facebook. <\/p>\n

Pe c\u00e2nd tu, c\u0103cat cu ochi, nu ai \u00een via\u0163a ta dec\u00e2t demonstra\u0163ii gratuite de vitejie calp\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu interesezi pe nimeni. \u0162i-a zis bunic\u0103-ta de la \u0163ar\u0103 c\u0103 suntem daci adev\u0103ra\u0163i \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 fim puri\u015fti \u015fi neao\u015fi, c\u0103 altfel viol\u0103m spiritul lui Zamolxes? Da, asta \u00een etapa de \u00eenv\u0103\u0163are, jivin\u0103. \u00cen etapa de perfect\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nire \u015fi joc, eu scriu cum vrea pula mea. Atunci c\u00e2nd e f\u0103r\u0103 miz\u0103. C\u00e2nd e un reportaj, o carte, un text comandat, ceva consistent, o colaborare ampl\u0103, m\u0103 adaptez proiectului.
\nC\u00e2nd e t\u0103if\u0103suial\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u0163ii pe Facebook sau pe blog, I will fucking use my English. And you have two fucking options: fucking deal with it or fucking fuck off. <\/p>\n

\u015ei c\u0103tre to\u0163i Burebi\u015ftii de Facebook, care au impresia c\u0103 se pot folosi de argumentul purismului ca s\u0103-mi strice timpul \u015fi c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 cum s\u0103 scriu, un c\u0103lduros \u015fi autohton “Suge\u0163i pula ca pe ultima suflare”. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Expunere de motive: Vreau neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fiu eficient\u0103 cu timpul meu. \u015ei nu voi mai sta s\u0103 aplic c\u00e2te o pul\u0103 de negru personalizat\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9950,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/burebista.jpg?fit=646%2C404&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9949"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9958,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9949\/revisions\/9958"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}