Redau mai jos o discu\u0163ie cu prietena mea Ana Barton, desigur cu acordul ei, ca s\u0103 ar\u0103t cam cum discut\u0103m noi. Pentru c\u0103 nu r\u00e2d cu nimeni cum r\u00e2d cu Barton. Se poate scrie teatru absurd dup\u0103 discu\u0163iile noastre. <\/p>\n
Eu: Poate e o prejudecat\u0103 totu\u015fi s\u0103 vrei ca frenjii t\u0103i de Facebook s\u0103 pun\u0103 poze cu ei. Poate unii sunt complexa\u0163i de cum arat\u0103. Important e s\u0103 aib\u0103 un discurs interesant \u015fi s\u0103 nu te frece la icre aiurea. \u00cen rest, s\u0103 pun\u0103 poz\u0103 cu orice, de la Statuia Sf\u00e2ntului C\u0103cat \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la o pizd\u0103 de giraf\u0103.
\nBarton: Vezi c\u0103 pizda de giraf\u0103 poate avea valoare simbolic\u0103.
\nEu (\u00een nepicaj de fis\u0103): Adic\u0103?
\nBarton: E plasat\u0103 sus, ca un ideal. Pizda de giraf\u0103 poate fi o metafor\u0103, exact ca strugurii acri.
\nEu: Ia stai, bre, s\u0103 caut \u015fi eu pe google o pizd\u0103 de giraf\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103d cum arat\u0103. <\/p>\n
www.google.com <\/p>\n
giraffe pussy. <\/p>\n
Eu: B\u0103i, Bartone, s\u0103 mor! Am g\u0103sit expresia pe urbandictionary.
\nBarton: Z\u0103u? I-am nimerit sensul?
\nEu: Hm, oarecum. Adic\u0103 nu e un ideal \u00eenalt \u015fi de neatins, ci un termen folosit de droga\u0163i ca s\u0103 se se laude c\u0103-s spar\u0163i. I’m higher than giraffe pussy.
\nBarton: Bun, deci tocmai am descoperit mersul pe jos.
\nEu: Las\u0103, bre, c\u0103 m\u0103car i-ai dat un sens nou. Ai descoperit mersul pe jos \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi-un picior. Dar auzi? Cum fat\u0103 girafa?
\nBarton: Cum se fat\u0103 \u00een mod normal, de ce?
\nEu: Adic\u0103, nu e r\u0103u pentru pui s\u0103 pice a\u015fa de sus?
\nBarton: P\u0103i nu fat\u0103 din pozi\u0163ia de drep\u0163i. Se apleac\u0103.
\nEu: Adic\u0103 fat\u0103 din plie?
\nBarton: Da, din grand-plie.
\nEu: Incomod\u0103 pozi\u0163ie \u015fi de men\u0163inut, dar\u0103mite de f\u0103tat. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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