A\u015fa cum, dac\u0103 te iei de un prost care face balamuc pe wallul t\u0103u, apar mereu Avoca\u0163ii Prostului s\u0103 urle la tine c\u0103 nu respec\u0163i universul fragil al prostului – \u015fi niciodat\u0103 nu s-ar lua de prost, nici m\u0103car din gre\u015feal\u0103, s\u0103 urle la el c\u0103 nu-\u0163i respect\u0103 universul fragil, cu toate c\u0103 tu \u0163i-ai dovedit deja, prin c\u0103r\u0163ile scrise, fragilitatea, iar prostul prin nimic, mai nou au ap\u0103rut Avoca\u0163ii Politrucului. Oameni care-l ap\u0103r\u0103 pe Oprea \u015fi pl\u0103cerea lui de a se duce la bud\u0103 cu coloan\u0103 oficial\u0103. Pl\u0103cerea lui de a face pipi cu doi ofi\u0163eri SPP \u0163in\u00e2ndu-l, unul de penis, s\u0103 fac\u0103 bolt\u0103 frumoas\u0103, \u015fi unul de scrot, s\u0103 nu pice pe jos. <\/p>\n
\u015ei cea mai tare mostr\u0103 de avocatur\u0103 a prostului e: zici tu a\u015fa, da’ ce, nu \u0163i-ai dori coloan\u0103 oficial\u0103? <\/p>\n
R\u0103spuns final: nu. Nu mi-a\u015f dori o coloan\u0103 oficial\u0103 nici dac\u0103 a\u015f avea o func\u0163ie care s-o justifice. A\u015f fugi deghizat\u0103 \u00een \u015feic ca Michael Jackson numai s\u0103 scap de alai.
\nPresupunerea c\u0103 to\u0163i suntem gher\u0163oi t\u00e2mpi\u0163i cu arme mici \u015fi cu o nevoie masiv\u0103 de compensa\u0163ie e de-a dreptul insult\u0103toare.
\nUnora ne plac lini\u015ftea \u015fi discre\u0163ia \u00een vie\u0163ile noastre personale. Ne obose\u015fte s\u0103 fim \u00eenconjura\u0163i, urm\u0103ri\u0163i \u015fi c\u0103uta\u0163i \u00een prepu\u0163 prea mult. Iar senza\u0163ia c\u0103 nu po\u0163i m\u00e2nca o ciorb\u0103 la col\u0163 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite dou\u0103zeci de ofi\u0163eri \u00een gura ta \u015fi s\u0103 judece: “Uite, ce \u0163\u0103ranc\u0103 \u015fi asta, cum \u00ee\u015fi pune o ton\u0103 de sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103, o s\u0103 fac\u0103 blocaj la artere \u015fi o s\u0103 crape dracu'” mi s-ar p\u0103rea agonizant\u0103.
\nSenza\u0163ia c\u0103 nu po\u0163i s\u0103 te scobe\u015fti \u00een nas \u015fi s\u0103 modelezi o bilu\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite la tine 20 de slujitori ai patriei cu epole\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 te judece \u00een t\u0103cere c\u0103 n-o faci destul de rotund\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie chinuitoare.
\nSenza\u0163ia c\u0103 nu po\u0163i intra \u00eentr-un magazin s\u0103 cumperi ni\u015fte chilo\u0163i mov cu cr\u0103p\u0103tur\u0103 la anus pentru c\u0103 i-ai v\u0103zut \u00een vitrin\u0103 \u015fi \u0163i-au pl\u0103cut, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite dou\u0103zeci de ofi\u0163eri b\u0103tu\u0163i de soare \u015fi v\u00e2nt la tine cu un mut repro\u015f c\u0103 au salariul mic \u015fi c\u0103 ei nu \u015fi-au luat o pereche nou\u0103 de chilo\u0163i de c\u00e2nd manualele copiilor se schimb\u0103 an de an \u015fi cost\u0103 c\u00e2t albumele de art\u0103. <\/p>\n
Logic, sunt subalternii t\u0103i \u015fi n-o s\u0103-\u0163i zic\u0103 niciodat\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti un c\u0103cat cu ochi. Dar se vor tr\u0103da din priviri \u015fi inflexiuni. <\/p>\n
Una peste alta, ca s\u0103 t\u00e2r\u0103\u015fti peste tot o coloan\u0103 oficial\u0103 dup\u0103 tine, \u00een toate m\u0103run\u0163i\u015furile vie\u0163ii tale, trebuie s\u0103 fii un t\u00e2rlete de o nesim\u0163ire care s\u0103 frizeze simptomele autismului. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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