Happy birthday, Axl Rose

You were once the sexiest Aquarius in the world. At the age of 12, I used to love you. I dreamed about you day and night. I really did. I had my first erotic dreams about you. You helped me discover the pleasures of self. All my fantasies about you were like this.

Although time has passed, and today our dream wedding would look more like this.

But I still love you. Although now there’s more to love about you. And I mean it literally. And,, because I suppose you Google yourself every day, here’s my honest and heartfelt “Happy birthday!”

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5 Responses

  1. Sagy, says:

    drăguţe poze pentru a ilustra articolul :))

  2. gica says:

    ce mari au fost astia bai! cacat,deja au trecut dooj de ani.

  3. OptimizarePlus says:

    Faine fotografiile!

  4. xiron xin says:

    Tenderly roasting one’s effect over heavy duty pubescent moaning. Nice!

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