Întrebări fără rost în engleză…

De câteva zile, mi-e o lene penală să scriu (deh, gânditul doare 🙂 ), şi, când era să mor io definitiv de ruşine pentru că stagnez, vine simonarrr şi îmi dă o magnifică leapşă, constând într-o serie de întrebări deştepte în limba engleză, care nu folosesc nimănui cu nimic, nu spun nimic nou şi… pur şi simplu sunt o pierdere de vreme daaaaar… praf în ochii cititorilor care aşteaptă o nouă postare. Deci, să dăm frumos un clickulete pe numele ei din blogroll, copy/paste, delete răspunsurile ei şi GO!
Does a kiss make you feel better?

Depends on the initial condition. And the intensity of the kiss.

 
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?

I had various activities on the bathroom floor but I never passed out. 🙁 

 

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?

 

Instead of. (:) ) 

 

What did you do today?

Nothing worth mentioning.

 

Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?

 I usually do, because I’m always  in a hurry, and I combine various morning activities in a harmonious way.

 

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?

Next question, pleeeease!

 

Have you ever thought about your death?

 I used to have suicidal thoughts as I teenager. Then, I stopped reading Cioran. 

 

Are you paranoid?

 Obviously. Paranoia is the best means of self-defence. 🙂 

 

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?

Both, if possible. Simultaneously.

 

What is your favorite sport to watch?

 

I never  like to watch, I like to be in the spotlight. 

 

What color is your shower curtain?

Actually, I don’t have one. I have nothing to hide.  

 

Have you ever had stitches?

I hate them. 

 

How long ago did you hug someone?

I actually avoid hugs. Especially when I’m not convinced that they are honest.  

 

What are you doing tomorrow?

I’ll find out then.  

 

Have you ever given money to a homeless person?

I usually did, during exams and harsh periods, to get some credit in the eyes of God. 🙂

 

Have you ever run over an animal?

Over my cat, while I was sleeping. I must mention, we share the bed. But my cat always scratched me in response.

 

Whats your favorite cereal?

Maize, obviously. Let us not forget I’m an authentic Romanian girl. 

 

Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?

What is an Oreo? 

 

What are you doing this moment?

Answering your silly questions, dam’it!

Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?

I did it for free so many times…  Ask me if I’d kiss someone of the opposite sex for 100 bucks.

 

Where’s your favorite place to be?

On the road to…

What’s your favorite song?

There are too many of them.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

I’m more of a coffee maniac. 

 

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?

What would be the point?

 

Have you ever been skinny dipping?

I’m not that brave.  

Have you ever climbed up a water tower?

No, but I climb the stairs to the fourth floor every day. The elevator is never working.

Do you dream in black and white?

Unfortunately I never remember my dreams in the morning. 

 

Do you snore?

I never remember that either.

Have you ever thought about being a model?

A role model, perhaps.

Are you a redneck?

And if I was, do you think I would admit it in front of so many people? 

 Funniest thing you heard all day?

A joke somone sent me on the messenger. But I’ll be egotistical enough not to share it with you. 

Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?

Oh, yes! Mosquitos love to suck me…

 

What are you afraid of?

My friends. I know I can deal with my enemies. 

 

What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?

“Do you have a cute kid? Enter a photo in our competition!”

What does the 10th message in your outbox say?

“I’m confident that I can do it, if you trust me, too. Nothing can be done without trust.” (translation in English by Lorena Lupu)

 

Do you like someone?

Well… I don’t know. 

Do they know you like them?

Why do you use the plural? 🙂

Bun, cam asta ar fi. Leapşa se duce la dadatroll, uite-aşa, să sufere şi el, ce, numa’ eu?

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  1. simonarrr says:

    🙂 Aha, acum apreciez altfel imbratisarile tale.

  2. dadatroll says:

    Ce te face sa crezi ca noi, dadatroll, stim engleza?

  3. dadatroll says:

    Deci, mey, ce te face sa crezi ca noi dadatroll stim engleza?

  4. ametzitul says:

    oreo e un biscuite cu cremă de e-uri. am nu-l recomand nici duşmanilor 🙂

  5. simonarrr: până acum cum le apreciai?

    dadatroll: am eu nişte bănuieli.

    ametzitul: mulţumesc de informaţie, eşti minunat. 🙂

  6. Would you kiss someone of the opposite sex for 100 bucks?

  7. vorbescsingur: Let me see the 100 bucks first 🙂

    eternul-individ-cretin-care-înjură-aiurea: MORI ÎN CHINURI! (asta îţi doresc din toată inima mea, and if I wish it hard enough, it usually happens. 🙂 )

  8. Claudiu says:

    de lesinat poate nu lesini dar vezi ca e rece pe jos in baie si sunt destule chestiute care pot suferi in urma diverselor activitati 🙂 😉

  9. Claudiu: poate la tine e rece, eu am covoraş. 🙂

    idiot-care-înjură-aiurea-2: vezi răspunsul de la idiot-care-înjură-aiurea-1. (sincer, genul ăsta de cretini mă fac să-mi doresc să fi fost vrăjitoare, să-i blestem de toate nenorocirile din lume şi să-i văd murind în cele mai groaznice chinuri posibile. eh, uite am şi eu un sport preferat de privit. 🙂 )

  10. Claudiu says:

    am si eu covoras… unu moale chiar.. dar parca tot ma trage curentul :))

  11. dadatroll says:

    Da nuti place fotbalu?

  12. Claudiu: burghezule!

    dadatroll: nici pe departe nu-mi provoacă plăcerea pe care o trăiesc când mi-i imaginez pe toţi mârlanii ăştia care nu au alt rost în viaţă decât acela de a înjura oamenii care muncesc, cum mor încet, în torturi inchizitoriale 😉

  13. Nightquest says:

    Mai fetito….

  14. simonarrr says:

    Tot asa ma bucuram, dar acum o sa ma bucur mai mult 🙂 Da’ ma intreb: ne-am imbratisat vreodata? :)) Parca da.

  15. nightquest: nu ţin minte să fi băut brudărşaft. deocamdată domnişoara Lorena Lupu, pentru tine.

    simonarrr: aşa uşor uiţi? 🙂

  16. perfect! ai câştigat dreptul de a-ţi imagina cum sărut eu pe cineva de secs opus. 🙂

  17. E periculos sa ma lasi sa imi imaginez! Ar trebui sa imi dai niste guidelines ca sa fiu aproape de realitate … 😀

  18. Nightquest says:

    Mai domnisoara….

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