Întrebări fără rost în engleză…

De câteva zile, mi-e o lene penală să scriu (deh, gânditul doare 🙂 ), şi, când era să mor io definitiv de ruşine pentru că stagnez, vine simonarrr şi îmi dă o magnifică leapşă, constând într-o serie de întrebări deştepte în limba engleză, care nu folosesc nimănui cu nimic, nu spun nimic nou şi… pur şi simplu sunt o pierdere de vreme daaaaar… praf în ochii cititorilor care aşteaptă o nouă postare. Deci, să dăm frumos un clickulete pe numele ei din blogroll, copy/paste, delete răspunsurile ei şi GO!
Does a kiss make you feel better?

Depends on the initial condition. And the intensity of the kiss.

 
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?

I had various activities on the bathroom floor but I never passed out. 🙁 

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?

Instead of. (:) ) 

What did you do today?

Nothing worth mentioning.

Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?

 I usually do, because I’m always  in a hurry, and I combine various morning activities in a harmonious way.

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?

Next question, pleeeease!

Have you ever thought about your death?

 I used to have suicidal thoughts as I teenager. Then, I stopped reading Cioran. 

Are you paranoid?

 Obviously. Paranoia is the best means of self-defence. 🙂 

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?

Both, if possible. Simultaneously.

What is your favorite sport to watch?

I never  like to watch, I like to be in the spotlight. 

What color is your shower curtain?

Actually, I don’t have one. I have nothing to hide.  

Have you ever had stitches?

I hate them. 

How long ago did you hug someone?

I actually avoid hugs. Especially when I’m not convinced that they are honest.  

What are you doing tomorrow?

I’ll find out then.  

Have you ever given money to a homeless person?

I usually did, during exams and harsh periods, to get some credit in the eyes of God. 🙂

Have you ever run over an animal?

Over my cat, while I was sleeping. I must mention, we share the bed. But my cat always scratched me in response.

Whats your favorite cereal?

Maize, obviously. Let us not forget I’m an authentic Romanian girl. 

Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?

What is an Oreo? 

What are you doing this moment?

Answering your silly questions, dam’it!

Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?

I did it for free so many times…  Ask me if I’d kiss someone of the opposite sex for 100 bucks.

Where’s your favorite place to be?

On the road to…

What’s your favorite song?

There are too many of them.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

I’m more of a coffee maniac. 

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?

What would be the point?

Have you ever been skinny dipping?

I’m not that brave.  

Have you ever climbed up a water tower?

No, but I climb the stairs to the fourth floor every day. The elevator is never working.

Do you dream in black and white?

Unfortunately I never remember my dreams in the morning. 

Do you snore?

I never remember that either.

Have you ever thought about being a model?

A role model, perhaps.

Are you a redneck?

And if I was, do you think I would admit it in front of so many people? 

 Funniest thing you heard all day?

A joke somone sent me on the messenger. But I’ll be egotistical enough not to share it with you. 

Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?

Oh, yes! Mosquitos love to suck me…

What are you afraid of?

My friends. I know I can deal with my enemies. 

What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?

“Do you have a cute kid? Enter a photo in our competition!”

What does the 10th message in your outbox say?

“I’m confident that I can do it, if you trust me, too. Nothing can be done without trust.” (translation in English by Lorena Lupu)

Do you like someone?

Well… I don’t know. 

Do they know you like them?

Why do you use the plural? 🙂

Bun, cam asta ar fi. Leapşa se duce la dadatroll, uite-aşa, să sufere şi el, ce, numa’ eu?