Legal Child Porn: The Oreo Ads

Pedophiles of the world, stop risking your safety while Google monitors all your searches and hackers follow you right through the passwords of your secret groups. One company is there for you. Oreo, that is.

Now imagine me doing this to your dick. 

Just like mephedrone is the legal, cheap (and way more dangerous) substitute to cocaine, Oreo ads are the legal, free (and way more subliminal) substitute to child porn. If you’re a pedophile, I’ll think you’ll wank furiously on that, then buy a pack of Oreo and hunt for gullible kids in the neighbourhood. The ritual is already there, and you can always replace Oreo with something far more consistent. Yeah, right.

But the regular customer cannot help but feel that there’s something utterly wrong. Remember that infamous media debate that occurred with this photo shoot? That a little girl was exposed in a sexually arousing way? At least, she wasn’t licking or sucking anything. It was provocative in a glam manner. Oreo ads are provocative in a cheap and obvious manner.

Does this help them sell their product? Perhaps so. But to whom? Who is their actual target?

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12 Responses

  1. Crystal says:

    Ah, da. Reclama asta mi s-a parut incestuoasa si pornografica de la bun inceput, dar cand mi-am impartasit opinia colegilor de la job, s-au tavalit pe jos de ras si-au decretat ca as fi eu obsedata si paranoica. Pentru mine postul asta vine ca o confirmare ca nu sunt singura “obsedata”.

  2. Lotus says:

    Nu ştiu engleză, deci pentru mine textul ăsta nu înseamnă nimic. Când o să cresc poate o să mă îngrozesc de ce-am citit aici… dar până atunci, arată interesant.

  3. Don Mitel says:

    Mie unul nu mi se pare nimic aiurea in reclama. Faptul ca unii vad pedofilie peste tot spune mai degraba ceva despre ei decat despre material.

  4. valer says:

    Mie mi se părea doar cretină și falsă – reclama. Dădeam pe altceva când apărea.

  5. cipslim says:

    there was a time when a grown man that used to play with kids was a sign of normality and noble upbringing.
    Touching a child and hugging him/her was a way of showing love and care.
    Because of this bastards the entire fucking world has turned upside down: Civility is regarded as grooming, love is confused with sex, human contact regarded as evil and dangerous, Samaritans regarded as potential criminals.
    I saw this commercial 100 times at least, i considered it a sweet and tender moment shared by father and daughter.
    Now i am afraid it is a case of what has been seen cannot be unseen.
    From my perspective it is not the Oreo that is being malicious but the society that has to twist everything that is pure and simple and make us think in a paranoid and reclusive manner.

  6. noemi k says:

    mie mi se par dragalasi amandoi si singura chestie dubioasa mi se pare negrul ala sinistru al biscuitilor. i-as propune ca snacks-uri pentru inmormantari si parastase, se asorteaza perfect cu peisajul.

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